Same script, different cast

Dick Chimneys More Like

“Baby these fairy Chimneys are sorta phallic shaped ain’t they” Annie rolls her eyes upwards “I’m never going to get that image out of my head now Marshall, thank you so much” Annie says sarcastically.

I mean it’s probably not the response she wanted after saying she loved me but it was the best I had to hand at the time. I honestly was not expecting her to say that. The Chimneys do look like dicks though.

The donkeys pull up outside of the restaurant, it’s fairly plain from the outside but I know the real reason Annie always wanted to come here was out the back of the place.
I had made Paul phone the restaurant directly and book the exact tables I wanted, the very thought of him trying to negotiate with people he didn’t understand and who didn’t understand him was fucking hilarious, Porter and I had sat in the office with him while he tried to do it. We’d had to leave after an hour, I was going to piss my pants and we were both clutching our sides in pain we’d laughed so much at Paul’s attempts to speak Turkish. The man is worth his weight in comedy gold.

There’s another surprise in store for Annie here and I’m hoping she’ll be ok with it, I keep my fingers crossed behind my back as the restaurant manager leads us out towards the back, the courtyard has been closed off for us and stepping out as soon as my eyes adjust from the darkness inside to the still bright evening I can finally see why Annie wanted to come here so badly all those years ago, there’s dick Chimneys everywhere, it’s kind of like the grand canyon in the desert.

The real breathtaking thing though is that there must be nearly two hundred hot air balloons floating around at various heights in the sky, balloons as far as the eye can see with thr sun glowing on them.
All of this magic hidden from the front. I look at Annie and smile she’s glowing, her grin spreading from ear to ear “Who knew you could be so romantic Mather’s” she leans up and kisses me softly before taking her seat and gazing around her, the roof is glass and as balloons float over us Annie waves up at them.

“Annie, baby I need to tell you something” her face drops as she looks like I’m about to hit her with some more bad news, “I told the girls everything, I couldn’t be free of it and keep them in the dark. I hope you understand why I had to tell them” her eyes search mine and I feel bad because she looks like she might cry, but after she threw me out of the house I had to come clean, I would have eventually anyway but it just speeded up the process was all but it was one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do, deliberately making myself look bad in my children’s eyes was not something I’d ever thought I’d experience and the looks of disappointment on their faces would stay with me for sometime.

“I do understand Marshall, when did you tell them? I never wanted to make you  look like the bad person in their eyes, I would have been OK if they’d never found out.” And I believe she would be but I wouldn’t but that’s why I love her so much.

“I told them the day after we found out you were pregnant, they were really upset with me and rightly so, I deserved that much at least. They didn’t speak to me for a few days, if I thought losing you was the end of the world then the thought of hurting them aswell almost killed me. But I love you Annie” I need to stop with the sappy shit because I’m about to start bawling again.

“They’re good with you now though Marshall?” I nod my head before letting out a loud sob and lowering my head in shame, Annie grasps my hands in hers “Luckily I raised three fantastic kids that are able to forgive their stupid dad” I look up at her laughing, she smiles at me again and I manage a small smile back noticing the waiter give me a thumbs up through the door. I take a deep breath“There’s something else too Annie” she looks at me shocked “fucking hell Marshall I can’t handle anything else right now” laughing I get up and open the door to the main part of the restaurant and out come my kids, Denaun and lastly Violet. Annie shrieks in my ear deafening me as she runs over and hugs everyone, I hold my breath as she leaves Violet til last, I hate that they’ve not been talking I should never have involved Vi in my shit but I was a desperate man clutching at straws. They stand and look at one another, both stony faced until Annie suddenly bursts into tears and Violet moves forward wrapping her up in her arms, I can’t hear what they say to one another but they seem to put their differences aside  fairly quickly and walk back to us hand in hand, Annie looks the happiest I’ve seen her in awhile as she takes her seat next to me once more “you did good here today Marshall, thank you” she leans back on me as she watches everyone interacting around us.

“Hey Annie, why did you wanna come look at dick Chimneys?” Denaun shouts loudly across the table and I dissolve into laughter earning a dig in the ribs from Annie’s elbow.

“There must be something wrong with yours Nauny if you think they look like dicks” all of the girls at the table cackle with laughter at her take down of Porter, he looks offended and mutters about girls and dick Chimneys not being fun. I’m glad to see some of the fire back and her warped sense of humour returning.

Our whole meal she holds my hand, we both eat with one hand, I can’t let go of hers at all but I watch her as she talks and laughs with my girls and all of them take turn in taunting Denaun. He’s beside himself huffing and puffing because he wants to unleash hell on them but his momma told him to be kind to girls, I can see his brain trying to find a loophole around the basic good manners and courtesy his mother had instilled in him.

We both sit and take it, outnumbered by the amount of estrogen at the table, I suddenly find my mind wandering to the baby growing inside of Annie and hoping it’ll be a boy, I don’t really care to be honest but I need someone on my side to help me handle all of these women because when they get going it’s like birds pecking at you, all day long.

My free hand ends up stroking her belly while she laughs and jokes about, her free hand covering mine stroking it and driving me mad. It’s been so long but I can’t risk it and push her too quickly, she’s letting me touch her and I’m glad about that for now. I just want to get on with our life together, get excited and buy shit for the new baby together and move into that bastard new house.
“Thank you for arranging all of this Marsh, this means so much to me for us all to be able to be together again” Annie tells me as I’m helping her into a cab after our evening finishes, it’s too dark for the donkey and carts to take us back and so cabs ferry us back to the hotel.

I’m glad we are all staying in the same place and I’m betting Annie and Violet will end up sharing a bed and talking shit all night which is great for me because I feel a little Annie inspired solo playtime is on the horizon, in fact as soon as I know she’s in her room safely, I’m getting down to business, my fucking dick almost betrays me by throbbing hard in my shorts and I will it to hold on it won’t be long before it gets what it wants and I pray even harder that it won’t be long before Annie opens up shop again.

We stop outside her room as my head spins with desire, I’m hungry for her, ravenous in fact but she stands up on tip toes and kisses me sweetly before entering her room and leaving me panting outside, a devilish grin crosses my face as I walk next door to my room, dick on the rise as I think about all of my favorite positions to fuck her in, I’m gonna take this nice and slow I tell myself and my dick before shedding my shorts and t shirts.