Peaches & Honey

The Great Pizza Debate

"Pineapples don't belong on pizza!"

"Yes they do, you uncultured swine!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Well, I think-"

"Shut it, Ranger Rick! No one cares what you think!"

"Well then."

"Okay, but I think-"

"Riley! If Lucas can't have an opinion on this, neither can you!"

"Watch it, Farkle! Riley can too have an opinion on this!"

"That's not fair!"

"Can it, Huckleberry!" 

"Hey!"

"Maya, have you even tried pineapple on pizza?"

"That abomination isn't coming anywhere near my mouth."

"Why? You kiss Riley on the daily."

"FARKLE!"

"Too far, dude."

"Okay, okay, I'm sorr-"

"Riley is an excellent kisser. Right, Bucky McBoing Boing?"

"..."

"...Lucas, don't answer that. It's a trap."

"...Uhm..."

"Maya..."

"But it's true! You're an excellent kisser, and you're even better at-"

"OKAY- next subject. Maya, just try it. You might be surprised."

"Don't tell me what to do, Hee-Haw!"

"Peaches, try it for me?"

"Anything for you, Honey."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Huh. This is actually pretty good."

"OH MY GOD."

"ARE YOU FUCKING-"

"WE JUST SAT HERE FOR 30 MINUTES ARGUING ABOUT THIS."

"Can I have another slice?"