EEEEMMMMMEEETTT! (Twilight Humour)

Posters

Bewilderment and plain fear covered my face. Emmett, Jasper and "Truth or Dare" All in one sentence this surely couldn't end well. I was dreading it before it even began.
"Um...I guess I'll start" Jasper said, taking in my horror stricken face. I guess he concluded I was in no shape to start. And if Emmett started, I would surely be the victim, causing even more fear so.

"Emmett truth or d-" 

"DARE" Emmett practically screamed before Jasper could even finish.

"Ok.. I dare you to hang up posters around the school that say 'Rosalie is ugly' with her underwear taped to it" . If vampires could go into shock then i think Emmet just did. His mouth hung open eyes wide not moving a inch then he shouted "ARE YOU INSANE" 

Jasper wore a smug smile, "No actually, i'm not." . 

"Rose is going to kill both of us, you know that right?"

"I think she will be a bit to preoccupied with you to worry about me" Once again Jasper was undefeatable. He knew Emmett would never back out of things, especially dares.

Emmett stood up reluctantly and walked up the stairs -slowly for a vampire-. Jasper walked into the kitchen a second later he was back with 10 posters reading 'Rosalie is ugly" in bright pink marker. A minute later Emmett walked down with a pile of clothing. Jasper handed him the posters, i grabbed the camera and he slung me on his back, and we were running.

We made it to the school in about 2 minutes, Jasper helped Emmett hang the posters up and i helped them both by laughing and giggling the entire time. Emmett shot me a dirty look before walking back to Jasper. His face turned into a angry looking grin by the time he reached me, all the colour drained from my face.

"Your turn little sis"......