EEEEMMMMMEEETTT! (Twilight Humour)

Jail and Death

Emmet's POV:

Damn it !. I got caught, now i am in jail. Again.

Bella's POV:

I knew he would get caught, we ran back to the house. While Jasper ran I turned the camera round "I was right, Emmett did get caught, haha SUCKAA" then I shoved the camera in Jasper's laughing face.

We got back to the house Jasper sat me down and walked and grabbed something "How will we get him out?" I had a feeling that this happens to them a lot. "Money of course" he said confidently holding up the largest amount of cash i had ever seen in my life.

We got to the police station and strode in with a huge smile on our faces. A lady was staring at Jasper and handed us our forms. She was really annoying. Jasper filled out the forms at a steady human pace and slid them back through with a even bigger grin. Our game could finally commence again and it was my turn...

Emmett's POV:

That's it, i have already spent most of all my human life in this cranky old place. There is a creepy old lady in the cell next to me winking and licking her dry lips at me. Eww. The fat cop pacing up and down was picking his nose and eating it. Double Eww. I looked back at the old lady and she was pointing for me to come and join her. That. Was. It.

Bella's POV:

The next thing we heard was Emmett wailing "LET ME OUT OF HERE! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!" He screamed so loud that they could probably hear him in Canada. I laughed. "But it's only been 5 minutes" The cop replied nervously as if on the verge of crying. Probably from fear of the murderous look on Emmett's face right now. I could only imagine how he looks.

The next thing we heard was the cop say "You made bail". While unlocking a cell. Footsteps sounds were progressing towards us. Emmett emerged jumping up and down whilst the cop tried to unlock the handcuffs but failing. It was a hilarious sight. Me and Jasper broke down laughing, again. I've never done so much laughing in my life.

Emmett stopped jumping.

"What?" Emmett said

"Emmett you need to stop jumping so the cop can unlock your handcuffs!" I replied still laughing.

"Oh" he said looking behind him at the tired cop. the cop unlocked his handcuffs and we were out of the station in no time. Jasper turned on the hidden video camera on Emmett.

"Emmett Mcarty Cullen, what do you have to say for yourself" Jasper shoved the camera in his face.

"GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!" Emmett screamed like a celebrity trying to escape the paparazzi.

When we got back to the house i sat down with a huge smile on my face seeing that Emmett was out of jail, Emmett turned to me and said "you're next". The smile was wipped of my face so quick it would make a vampire proud.

"Ok i dare you to....."

"But i didn't choose dare" I reminded him, a grin appeared on his face  "Fine go ahead" everyone knew that I wasn't going to choose truth and be subjected to their questions. 

"I dare you to-" Emmett was cut off again by my phone ringing the caller ID said 'Edward' I fliped open my phone "hell.." I was cut of by a boulder smashing into me "BELLA! NO!". It hurt alot i flew across the room and into a wall. I let out a scream as the wind was knocked out of me. My vision blured as i fadded into darkness.