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Jasper's Dare

"I CAN'T YOU GUY'S"  "Giving me that dare it was gross" i complained.

"That's us" they both said smirking                                                                                          ...................

"Gosh what's Edward going to say when he see's the video" My heart rate dropped ............

"Well actually i don't know what he is going to say"   Emmett said staring at the camera.

"Well Jasper it's your turn truth or dare" i said smiling Jasper mouth dropped into a frown and his face went paler if that's even possible. 

Jasper's POV:

"Well of course choose dare i can't be a whimp and choose truth, for crying out loud even BELLA chose dare!"  "Dare of course" Bella's smile grew with her emotions of smugness.

"I-Dare-You-To-Go-To-The-Super-Market-And-Cause-A-Scene-Until-The-Authorities-Kick-You-Out!" She said so fast that a vampire would need it repeated. Wow! Bella truly is a Cullen. Huh. This should be fun. The negative side is that i might get put into jail. Again. Luckily we have enough money to get me out. Phew.

"Well I better get this over with" I grumbled as I picked Bella up and she clutched my back as we ran. It was easy to be around Bella now that I am used to her. She's my sister, I wouldn't want anything bad happen to her...

Bella's POV:

"This is going to be hilarious Jasper, it will be like a bull in a china shop." I tried to keep my laughter in.

We just arrived at the shop and Emmett said "Well Jasper we will come and visit you some time!! (IN JAIL)" Emmett cracked up at the end bit.

"I'LL GET AWAY!" He snapped, a bit of annoyance from Emmett he shoved the camera in his face. And with that we followed Jasper into the shop.

This was possibly going to be the funniest thing i had ever seen. Jasper strode down the toy isle and saw a boy about 8 years old play with a light saber. Jasper walked over and grabbed one for himself, yelling "ON-GAURD!" at the little kid, who spun round at Jasper and stabbed Jasper in the hip. Jasper shot back a blow at the kids arm. They where running around poking and prodding each other for about 15 minutes, Jasper leaving a wake of destruction behind him. Eventually a employee was coming for them that's when Jasper disappeared. We followed Jasper to the electronics isle, we were filming everything. Jasper picked up a ipod touch and went to the cashier. "I want to buy this" Jasper said smiling a warm smile, dazzling a teenage girl, she looked about 16. "um......OK" she scanned the ipod "that will be $252.48" she said battering her eye lashes and eyeing Jasper. He handed her a $1000 bill.

"Here you go. I would also like my change in quarters please." adding a dazzling smile at the end. That was it. Both me and Emmett fell on the floor laughing", She looked at him as if it was a joke. His smile turned serious so she grabbed a near by bin and started throwing and counting quarters in. After what seemed like enterinty, the girl triunphantly threw the last quarter in the bin. Huh. I'm supprised they had that many quarters...

"Thank you very much" Jasper said before turning away with the bin. He grabbed a handful of quarters and threw them so hard they went all across the building, Jasper turned around to see the girl behind the till stood there in shock. Me and Emmett was in hysterics. Jasped tured around to look at the shocked girl for half a second before throwing another handful quarters in the air. We heard people yelling in the store "IT'S RAINING QUARTERS!" Jasper threw a few at the girl and then ran of, with us trailing behind him.

Next. he headed for the dressing rooms, He started walking towards an area of accessories where a bunch of people were standing. He tried on some sunglasses and started to whisper to a invisible person. He recieved several stares. "Yeah I don't like them either" he said putting them back. Everyone walked away mumbling about 'Mental issues and Psychopaths'. An employee came up to him and asked him "Can I help you with anything sir" She seemed a little scared.

"WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" Jasper screamed in her face. Then he walked away.

Jasper was walking along when he saw a employee on his lunch break, eating a bag of Doritos, He ran up to him and whacked him on the head and screamed "SHOULD OF HAD A MCDONALD'S" Then ran away by this point I was on the floor again struggling to breathe because Jasper was SO funny. 

Finally, Me and Emmett got up and searched for Jasper "OMG! what is he doing"...