EEEEMMMMMEEETTT! (Twilight Humour)

Caught Egg Handed

Jasper had covered the floor with egg's and water making it extremely slippy, Jasper ran up and fell and went flying at what seemed to be at least 30mph down the isle. He didn't stop at the end he carried on and crashed into a shelf and it came crashing down. He then had an employee standing over him "We have been watching you, The police are on there way." A dorky looking man yelled but before he could finish Jasper was gone. So I hopped on Emmett's back and he legged it out the store. "Are you ready for your doom Emmett" Jasper said it was back to Emmett in the round's of 'Truth or Dare'.  
"Bring it on!" he replied with a smile and a hint of seriousness in his eye.

Emmett's POV:

Jasper knew I was going to choose Dare so why bother asking. He was a smart man. Sometimes.

"I dare you to egg Newton's house" Jasper said laughing. I think we were just trying to have fun right now so we aren't going to be doing any embarrasing dares this round anyway. "AWSOME!" I said grinning. "Emmett you are going to get caught" Bella said.  Seeing the other meaning to Jasper's dare. "No way I've never got caught" I replied.

"Emmettt how could YOU NOT get caught, LOOK AT YOU" she shriked, bursting into giggles, I picked up the closest thing I could find -lamp- and threw it at her forgetting that she was breakable. Luckly Jasper reached out and caugh it before the lamp hit her.

"WHAT THE HELL EMMETT?! " Jasper said practically screaming.

"Did Emmett just try to kill me" Bella whispered........

"I FORGOT SHE WAS HUMAN ! " I screamed to match Jasper's pitch of voice

"how the HELL does that happen, God your are going to be in trouble when Edward get's back."........

Bella's POV:

Oh, My. God. How can he forget that I was HUMAN ?!, but it was time to break up their fight because Emmett had a dare to go and get doing. 

"Well let's get going" i said, i was very enthusiastic about this dare because it involved Mike. Yet again i got slung over Jasper's shoulder and we made another run for Mikes house. This time I was holding the camera so I could film Emmett's work of art all over Mike's house. We had to stop by the store before going to mike's to get some eggs. Me and Jasper waited outside. When Emmett returned he had 12 cartons of egg's balanced on top of one another... Why did he not just get a bag?

We went the opposite side of Mikes bedroom, leaving that for last, as we were most likely to get caught egging there.
Within no time at all Emmett started throwing eggs so quick that the entire house apart from Mike's side was done in about 30 seconds. The whole thing looked like an exploded chicken coop. Then he took the human pace and pelted Mike's side of the house.

All of a sudden Mike's window flew open and he leaned out. Just when he was opening his mouth to speak and egg splattered him in right the face. Me and Jasper were laughing so hard. I caught Mike's face on camera just in time before he whipped the egg of his face and shouted "CULLEN,THAT'S IT" as Mike was speaking the police arrived. Me and Jasper was hiding behind a bush watching Emmett getting handcuffed. Then we heard Emmett shout. "YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER'S" in the back of the car before the poice drove off.....
Me and Jasper were still in stitches laughing.