We were back at the house. Edward and Rosalie had beaten Emmett senseless, and i had a feeling there was more to come. We were watching the video on their huge 4K TV. Oh no.
Of course i was nervous, i was fidgeting non-stop on Edwards lap. And i was still blue.
"I look like a smurf" i complained, looking at Emmett.
"Bella, you still look beautiful" Edward whispered, his lips to my ear. I felt like an electric current passed through me as his lips touched my ear.
"I am sorrrrrryyyyy! i didn't know it was dye, And i didn't mean to knock it over!" Emmett whined.
"So are you guys going to tell us what exactly you've been up to" Rosalie said glaring at Emmett.
"You'll know in just a second" Jasper walking in with the remote and the tape. Emmett and i shrank back. We knew we was going to be in BIG trouble after this.
Jasper put the tape on and went to sit next to Alice. The screen went on and it showed me Jasper and Emmett.
Everyone, including Edward laughed at my face of horror on the screen. I turned red.
Most of the time everyone was laughing at the dares other than me i couldn't laugh, when i knew my dare would be coming up soon. The butterflies grew and grew in my stomach until i exploded when it was my dare, "Edward please don't be angry with me for doing the dare" Edward watched it looking hurt. "I couldn't be angry with you ever love" Edward said looking towards Emmet and Jasper shaking his head. I stood up got the lamp that Emmett attempted to kill me with and threw it across the room at him. "OWW what was that for?" he whined falling to the floor.
"For hurting Edward" i said walking back to sit on his lap, everyone looked at me in disbelief 'oh you'll find out about the whole lamp thing later on'.
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FanfictionFunny Twilight stories When the rest of the Cullen family goes hunting they leave Bella with Jasper and Emmett, disaster is on the way for Bella. Emmett always in trouble and in court. Edward furious. EEEEEMMMMMEEEETTTTTTT!! If you're enjoying the s...
