EEEEMMMMMEEETTT! (Twilight Humour)

I'm blue

Bella's POV:

I woke up with an awful headache. I don't remember anything that happened at the bar last night, which was slight worrying. I pulled my weak body out of bed and walked to the bathroom to get a some water and some painkillers. They were in the cabinet above the sink. I took 2 with a giant gulp of water. I heard booming voices of Jasper and Emmett downstairs, I was curious what all the commotion was about. Turns out they were just playing on video games. I only just noticed the time it was 4:00AM. Far too early but I knew our game of truth or dare had to commence.

"Dare" Jasper said while turning off the game, i smiled, i just thought of a good one.

"I dare you to go to school, and paint the pool blue...oh, and with your name on it.

Jasper's POV:

Oh damn it, this time i probably will end up in jail, Graffiti?. Oh well. Emmett is laughing like a maniac.

"I'll go find some paint!" Emmett yelled over his shoulder, running towards the garage. He came back with a bunch of cans. "Got it!" Let's go" Emmett said grinning.

Bella jumped on Emmett's back holding the camera, as he handed me the paint.When we got there, we hopped the fence into the outdoor pool area. I painted about half the pool by now and wrote my name "Jasper Hale'. I was finishing it off when Emmett started intimidating Bella from when she was Drunk. Bella got angry, very angry, her anger was through the roof (if there was one). I decided to step in and calm her down using my powers, but it didn't have the effect i wanted it to. She fainted, i ran over to catch her before she hit the ground.

"HAHA JASPER" Emmett bellowed "YOU KILLED HER!"

"I sent her a wave of calm but she fainted" i said worried "What do we do?"

"I have an idea!" Emmett yelled. Oh no not one of those again. Emmett grabbed her and threw her into the shallow end of the pool.

"EMMETT SHE COULD DIE!" i was just about to jump in after her but then, she swam to the top, gasping for air.

"BAH!......can't...........breathe.......HELP!" she gasped between breathes. But Emmett and i was frozen, not understanding what had just happened. Then i looked at the side of the pool, where a open can lay on it's side, that was emptied into the pool remembering the last can Emmett grabbed was dye!

Bella's POV:

I came up almost drowning, and they were just standing there, staring at me like i had grown a second head. Then Emmett erupted into laughter, while Jasper looked mad. He was staring at something at the side of the pool. But when he looked back at me he let out a little chuckle, then turned serious again "Emmett you idiot!" the last can you grabbed was DYE!"

"Huh" i asked confused. Emmett started laughing again.

"Bella look down" Emmett said laughing. I did as he said, and saw my skin.

I WAS BLUE. MY SKIN WAS BLUE!.

Emmett's POV:

"Wow she looks really angry!"

Jasper's POV:

Emmett's a dead man.

Edward's POV:

Was that Bella screaming!!"

Bella's POV:

"EMMETT. YOU. ARE. DEAD!" i screamed grabbing a baseball bat that was lying next the the box of equipment, i ran up to him and raised the bat "Bella, come on, put down the bat" raising his hand as if he was going to take it of me. "Yeah right."

"Jasper, a little help here" Emmett said, looking worried.

"No way man, she's too angry. There is nothing i can do but watch and laugh!". Good. At least he has self-preservation.

I swung the bat and hit Emmett's head "OWW, that actually hurt a little" he whined rubbing his head. I swung again aiming for his stomach. He ran away. But I chased after him, however I knew it was a losing battle as Emmett was ten times faster than me. I was impressed with myself however because i didn't trip once.

There was several gasps then laughter. I was too angry to notice. The thing that stopped me from beating up Emmett is that the all the Cullen's were there standing watching me all with varied expressions; Alice looked bored, Rosalie looked hysterical, Esme looked surprised, Carlisle looked ashamed and embarrassed of his son and Edward well he was fuming, but amused at me hitting Emmett with a bat.

Then Edward appeared in front of Emmett screaming in his face, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BELLA!!"

"I uhh............kinda turned her....Blue?" he said like it was a question

"EEEMMMMMMMMEEEETTTTTTTT!" Now it was Edward's turn to beat up Emmett. He was screaming whilst throwing stuff at Emmett, whilst chasing Emmett out of the parking lot. Rosalie froze mid-step when she turned her heels to face a poster with bright pink marker pen on it.

"EMMMMMMMMEEEEEEETTTTTTT!" She screamed