EEEEMMMMMEEETTT! (Twilight Humour)

Detention

Emmett's POV:

Wow. Alice told us there was going to be something funny going down at school today, but Edward, almost snapping? I never would of thought. I wished that something more would of happened though. Man, Newton deserves another fist in the face for even going NEAR my little sister after all of this. Hmmm…maybe more WILL happen today? She did say TODAY, not THIS MORNING. Maybe I could even set Newton up….One more thing, and Edward will blow…uh-oh. I quickly pushed that thought out of my mind before Edward could catch it. Haha!. This was going to be fun. But first, I think I'll start today with trying to irritate Edward.

Edward's POV:

I can't believe he would even go NEAR Bella, let alone place his slimy hand on her rear end, after everything that's happened recently. But then I tuned into his thoughts; he was remembering that night of the dare.

Bella kissed me back…right? But it was a DARE! His brothers came in and took her away because they wanted her with Cullen. So our love is kind of forbidden, like Romeo & Juliet! Wow, I'm cooool!

I was furious. He thought he had a relationship with Bella, MY Bella, MY Juliet. No, she was much more than my Juliet, she was my life. And he touched her. It took, every OUNCE of control I had not to kill him right then and there. Bella and I made our way to our seats in English. The teacher started his lecture. And that was when I heard it;

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone!

Someone started singing in their head. What the hell?

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone!

I've got this feeling, so appealing!

For us to get together and sing. Sing!

You have. GOT. To be kidding me. What MORON would be singing this song?

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone!

That's when I recognized the voice. EMMETT! I'm going to kill him. He's all the way across campus, in class, singing in his head to ANNOY ME! The song switched, and he started singing High School Musical!!

Get'cha, Get'cha head in the game, ya gotta get'cha get'cha get'cha get'cha head in the game!

He. Is. Going. To PAY! I stirred in my seat, and Bella looked at me with a confused expression. She took out a piece of paper and scribbled across it, then shoved it at me;

What's wrong?

I took the paper and scrawled my reply, and handed it to her.

Emmett is singing in his head from across the school.

She let out a loud laugh, forgetting about the class. The teacher stopped his lecture, and everyone was silent, staring at Bella. She realized this, and her face turned red. I had to hide my smile.

"Is there something you would like to share with the class, Miss Swan?"

"Erm, no." She replied, blushing even deeper. My smile only grew, and I couldn't cover it.

"Well, then, perhaps you could think it over in detention, Swan, Cullen." Aww damn it. At least we'd be there together.

"BUT—" She gave up, there was no point arguing as it was a losing battle.

Bella's POV:

That was SO unfair! I only let out a small laugh, and I get a DETENTION! God only knows what made him give one to Edward. It was unfair even more to Edward, but I don't think he cares because we would be together.

We were walking to our next class when we saw the smoke. We were the only ones there at the time, being late for our next class. We walked down the deserted hallway, to find Emmett and a bunch of fireworks.

"Oh, hey Ed-weirdo!" Emmett turned to look at Edward, his face covered with black smoke. "Wanna see what happens when I drink gasoline then eat a match? Dude it's so cool!" He said as he took a swig of gasoline.

"No Emmett! put that match—"

BOOM!

"—down." Edward finished as a piece of Emmett's arm fell on his head.

"Dude! I should be on Power ranger’s or something!" Emmett yelled as his arm quickly crawled back over and reattached itself. I let out a small scream from where I was hiding behind Edward, who was now covered in black dust. Emmett burst out laughing looking at Edward's face. He looked like he had worked overtime at some job. Then Edward scooped me up and ran around the corner of the building.

"EMMETT MCCARTEY CULLEN! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?!!" we heard the principal yell. Uh-oh, Emmett.

"Uhhh….testing the laws of physics?"

"Detention, after school. And give me those fireworks! You're lucky I don't have you suspended!" He yelled as he confiscated Emmett's fireworks. I couldn't control my laughter. It was just too hilarious. ANOTHER one of Emmett's ideas!! The 3 of us in detention.

We made our way to class and sat down. Edward was trying to get the black dust off. I helped him get it off his face. Luckily the teacher hadn't come in the classroom yet, but everyone was staring with confused expressions. I didn't need Jasper to tell me what they were feeling.

Alice POV:

My eyes glazed over as I had another vision;

"No Emmett! put that match—"

BOOM!

"—down." Edward finished as a piece of Emmett's arm fell on his head.

"Dude! I should be on Power ranger’s or something!" Emmett yelled

The vision ended, and I was brought back to the quiet classroom of students reading. I burst into laughter, not caring if people thought I was weird. This was too funny. Jasper was sitting next to me, and tried to send calming waves to me, but they didn't help much.

"Ms. Cullen, do your work." The teacher snapped at me. What was this teacher's problem, anyways? She always acted like she had something up her—

Jasper interrupted my rant, "What did you see?" he asked anxiously. I just had to tell him.

"Emmett playing with matches and gasoline in the hallway." I whispered, but forgot to keep it low. The teacher saw me talking.

"MS. CULLEN! Do your WORK!" she snapped.

"WHY?!!" I screamed back at her. Why is she such a—

"Don't talk to me like that!" she shot back. I jumped on top of the desk,

"I CAN TALK TO ANYONE HOWEVER I WANT TO! I'M ALICE MARY BRANDON CULLEN! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAY, LADY?!!?"

"Ms. Cullen, DETENTION!" I grabbed my stuff and stormed out of the room. I heard Jasper back in the classroom, "umm, Ms. Wright, may I be excused? I think I had better….."

"JUST GO!" She snapped. How DARE she yell at MY Jasper like THAT?!!? I stormed back into the classroom and met jasper at the door, "DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT YOU OLD—" Jasper picked me up and swung me on his shoulder. He dragged me out to the hallway while I continued to scream insults at that stupid teacher.