Ink: Why do I smell something burning-
Dream: Blueberry just burned his tacos
Ink: That makes sense.
Blueberry: nU MY CHILDREN ARE DED
Ink: Calm down-
Blueberry: *is already crying*
Ink: Are you fucking kidding me.
Dream: No, I'm Dream
Ink: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS DREAM-
Blueberry: *sObBiNg InTeNsIfIeS*
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Dream: Okay, what's our plan to beat the Bad Sanses?
Blueberry: We could throw tacos at them
Ink: ....that actually might work
Dream: I mean, it makes perfect sense.
Ink: HOW DID WE NOT THINK ABOUT THIS BEFORE?!
Dream: BLUEBERRY, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
Blueberry: *isn't even listening*
-- Later that day, when fighting the Bad Sanses --
Nightmare: There's nothing you can do to stop us!
Star Sanses: *start throwing tacos at them*
Nightmare: Ha! Your attacks are weak!
Nightmare: My team will easily-
Cross: *is fanboying* TAKOS
Cross: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Cross: *noms all da takos*
Dust and Killer: *laughing way to hard*
Horror: *is also nomming takos*
Error: *has crashed, and is now rebooting*
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: Fucc.
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WARNING: THIS SOLUTION CONTAINS MY OWN SHIPS BECAUSE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, IT'S MY BOOK (lol please don't hate me)
Ink: Okay, so we all know the plan, right?
Dream: Wait what plan-
Ink: Alright great lets go! *jumps through portal, dragging Dream and Blueberry with him*
-- At Nightmare's Castle --
Horror: And that's why the Bee Movie deserves a sequel-
Ink: *breaks wall*
Nightmare: FUCC THAT WAS MY FAVORITE WALL
Ink: WHATEVER HENTAI OCTOPUS
Ink: QUICK, USE FLIRT *throws Dream at Killer*
Dream: Hi.
Dream: You look decent today.
Killer: *le gasp* THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME
Killer: Were dating now
Dream: lol nuh
Killer: *sOb*
Dream: jk
Killer: *lE gAsP* YAYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Blueberry: *runs up to Dust*
Blueberry: DO YOU LIKE TAKOS?!
Dust: sure?
Blueberry: COOL!
Blueberry: NOW WE'RE MARRIED
Dust: I'm not gunna even bother arguing
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Ink: Hey Glitchy Boi~
Error: oh no
Ink: You wanna have some fun~
Error: What kind of fun are we talking about
Ink: Oh, ya know~
Ink: The kind of fun in bed~
Error: ...
Error: Ink we are not gonna build a pillow fort-
Ink: wHY NOT-
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Horror: *is laughing non-existent ass off*
Cross: Maybe I should flirt a little to, Senpai~
Nightmare: No you shouldn't
Cross: Imma do it anyway
Nightmare: *inhale*
Nightmare: *exhale*
Nightmare: *uNhOlY sCrEaMiNg*
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Dream: Blueberry.
Blueberry: Yiss?
Dream: Why is there a flamingo in your room
Ink: Isn't it obvious?
Blueberry: Yeah, I thought it was pretty obvious.
Dream: ...
Dream: *backflips out of room*
Ink: Lol
Ink: But actually why is there a flamingo in your room
Blueberry: Tbh, I have no idea
Blueberry: But I kinda like having it around
Ink: You can keep it, but you're responsible for watering it
Blueberry: Okay :3
YOU ARE READING
Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse
RandomWARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL Idk what I'm doing. The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it (Weird Cover Drawn By Me)
