WARNING: THIS CHAPTER HAS THE SHIPS CROSSMARE, HORRORLUST, KRÉME, DUSTBERRY, AND ERRINK
Cross: *running into room* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Error: Wtf Cross-
Nightmare: *walking in after Cross* That was just to get your attention
Dust: So you made Cross run in screaming?
Nightmare: Yes.
Dust: ...
Dust: fAiR eNoUgH-
Nightmare: aNYWAY-
Nightmare: We need to talk about how to defeat the Star Sluts
Killer: We could stab them-
Nightmare: FOR FUCK'S SAKE WE'VE ALREADY TRIED THAT, IT DOESN'T WORK
Killer: ...we could try again-
Nightmare: NO.
Horror: We could eat them.
Literally Everyone: ...
Nightmare: wtf Horror
Horror: oH EXCUSE ME FOR SUGGESTING SOMETHING
Nightmare: whatever
Error: ...we could just, form a truce...
Horror: You're only saying that because you like Ink-
Error: I DON'T LIKE INK!
Nightmare: Error... are you lying?
Error: *blooshing slightly* NO
Error: AND EVEN IF I DID LIKE INK, I WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY TRAITOR!
Error: DUST LIKES BLUE!
Dust: NO I DON'T
Killer: SUCKS TO SUCK DUS-
Dust: STFU KILLER, YOU LIKE DREAM-
Nightmare: EXCUSE ME YOU LIKE DREAM, KILLER?!
Cross: *whispering* I'm just gonna leave...
Cross:*awkwardly shuffles out of room, but stays close enough to room so he can hear the tea >:3 *
Killer: I DO NOT LIKE DREAM! HE'S LYING!
Horror: *munching on popcorn* I do love me some good tea-
Killer: HORROR LIKES LUST!
Horror: lol yeah
Everyone: ...
Nightmare: you're
Nightmare: you're just gonna...
Nightmare: Accept it?!
Horror: yeah
Horror: I'm not a tsundere like you guys-
Nightmare: LEAVE.
Horror: okey *starts to leave with popcorn*
Dust: *trips Horror, making the popcorn fall*
Horror: NUH MY CHILD
Horror: *runs out of room crying*
Cross: *whispering* Hey Horror.
Horror: *sniffling* Yeah?
Cross: Wanna listen to the tea with me?
Horror: okey
*Horror and Cross listened to the tea, which consisted of screaming and the sounds of things being broken*
*... and Horror got more popcorn*
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Cross: SENPAI
Nightmare: DON'T CALL ME THAT and yeah what's up
Cross: Killers fucking Dream.
Nightmare: ...
Cross: :3
Nightmare: ...
Cross: *audible wink*
Nightmare: Time to go beat Killer's ass-
Cross: yAY-
- - - After Killer's ass beating - - -
Horror: *laughing at Killer who is trying and failing to get up after getting his ass w h o o p e d*
Killer: *cRi*
Dust: succs to succ man-
Killer: *screaming on top of his non-existent lungs* DUST FUCCS BLUEBERRY
Dust: *sweating* I-I don't know w-what y-your talking a-about-
Nightmare: dID I HEAR THAT SOMEONE WAS SINNING WITH THE ENEMY?!
Dust: aw shit-
- - - During Dust's ass beating - - -
Horror: *might actually be dead from laughing*
Cross: *laughing and cheering on Senpai- I mean Nightmare*
Error: *recording*
Killer: *hasn't moved from where he's laying and is trying not to laugh because it hurts to*
Dust: *sCrEaMiNg In SiNnEr*
Dust: ERROR IS FUCCING INK
Nightmare: *stops, turns to Error slowly*
Error: FUC-
- - - i WoNdEr WhO gOt ThEiR aSs BeAt - - -
Horror: *jfc get this man to a hospital*
Killer and Dust: *dying but dying together like the bros they are*
Cross: *probably drooling over Nootmare*
Nightmare: *definitely ignoring Cross*
Error: *1 like = 1 prayer for his dumb ass*
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Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse
RandomWARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL Idk what I'm doing. The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it (Weird Cover Drawn By Me)
