Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

Life With The Edgy Bois

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER HAS THE SHIPS CROSSMARE, HORRORLUST, KRÉME, DUSTBERRY, AND ERRINK

Cross: *running into room* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Error: Wtf Cross-

Nightmare: *walking in after Cross* That was just to get your attention

Dust: So you made Cross run in screaming?

Nightmare: Yes.

Dust: ...

Dust: fAiR eNoUgH-

Nightmare: aNYWAY-

Nightmare: We need to talk about how to defeat the Star Sluts

Killer: We could stab them-

Nightmare: FOR FUCK'S SAKE WE'VE ALREADY TRIED THAT, IT DOESN'T WORK

Killer: ...we could try again-

Nightmare: NO.

Horror: We could eat them.

Literally Everyone: ...

Nightmare: wtf Horror

Horror: oH EXCUSE ME FOR SUGGESTING SOMETHING

Nightmare: whatever

Error: ...we could just, form a truce...

Horror: You're only saying that because you like Ink-

Error: I DON'T LIKE INK!

Nightmare: Error... are you lying?

Error: *blooshing slightly* NO

Error: AND EVEN IF I DID LIKE INK, I WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY TRAITOR!

Error: DUST LIKES BLUE!

Dust: NO I DON'T

Killer: SUCKS TO SUCK DUS-

Dust: STFU KILLER, YOU LIKE DREAM-

Nightmare: EXCUSE ME YOU LIKE DREAM, KILLER?!

Cross: *whispering* I'm just gonna leave...

Cross:*awkwardly shuffles out of room, but stays close enough to room so he can hear the tea >:3 *

Killer: I DO NOT LIKE DREAM! HE'S LYING!

Horror: *munching on popcorn* I do love me some good tea-

Killer: HORROR LIKES LUST!

Horror: lol yeah

Everyone: ...

Nightmare: you're

Nightmare: you're just gonna...

Nightmare: Accept it?!

Horror: yeah

Horror: I'm not a tsundere like you guys-

Nightmare: LEAVE.

Horror: okey *starts to leave with popcorn*

Dust: *trips Horror, making the popcorn fall*

Horror: NUH MY CHILD

Horror: *runs out of room crying*

Cross: *whispering* Hey Horror.

Horror: *sniffling* Yeah?

Cross: Wanna listen to the tea with me?

Horror: okey

*Horror and Cross listened to the tea, which consisted of screaming and the sounds of things being broken*

*... and Horror got more popcorn*

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Cross: SENPAI

Nightmare: DON'T CALL ME THAT and yeah what's up

Cross: Killers fucking Dream.

Nightmare: ...

Cross:  :3

Nightmare: ...

Cross: *audible wink*

Nightmare: Time to go beat Killer's ass-

Cross: yAY-

- - - After Killer's ass beating - - -

Horror: *laughing at Killer who is trying and failing to get up after getting his ass w h o o p e d*

Killer: *cRi*

Dust: succs to succ man-

Killer: *screaming on top of his non-existent lungs* DUST FUCCS BLUEBERRY

Dust: *sweating* I-I don't know w-what y-your talking a-about-

Nightmare: dID I HEAR THAT SOMEONE WAS SINNING WITH THE ENEMY?!

Dust: aw shit-

- - - During Dust's ass beating - - -

Horror: *might actually be dead from laughing*

Cross: *laughing and cheering on Senpai- I mean Nightmare*

Error: *recording*

Killer: *hasn't moved from where he's laying and is trying not to laugh because it hurts to*

Dust: *sCrEaMiNg In SiNnEr*

Dust: ERROR IS FUCCING INK

Nightmare: *stops, turns to Error slowly*

Error: FUC-

- - - i WoNdEr WhO gOt ThEiR aSs BeAt - - -

Horror: *jfc get this man to a hospital*

Killer and Dust: *dying but dying together like the bros they are*

Cross: *probably drooling over Nootmare*

Nightmare: *definitely ignoring Cross*

Error: *1 like = 1 prayer for his dumb ass*

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idk what else to write

bye-