Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

possiblys legit

it's all incorrect quotes (no idea what the sources are lol)

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Error: You look nice, I want to kiss you

Ink: What?

Error: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU

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Cross, banging on the door: Nightmare, open up!

Nightmare: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Horror: No, he meant-

Dream: Let him finish.

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Blue: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Killer: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Lust: Tackle him.

Geno: Dump him.

Cross: Kick him in the shin.

Dust: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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Geno: Did you eat my powdered doughnuts?

Reaper: *mouth full of doughnuts* no

Geno: Then what's that white powder on your cloak?

Reaper: That's cocaine.

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Killer: *gets down on one knee*

Dream: Oh my stars, it's finally happening.

Killer: *ties shoelace*

Dream, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs.

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Error: How does the Murder Trio get out of these messes?

Nightmare: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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Ink: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Lust: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Blue: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Cross: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Geno: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Killer: It's really muggy out today.

Nightmare: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I'm going to kill you.

Killer: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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Lust: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Error: Have everyone stand.

Dream: Bring three more chairs.

Reaper: The most important ones can sit down.

Horror: Kill three.

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Cross, praying: I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away from me.

Cross: Maybe send me an angel, the nicest angel you have.

Ink, emerging from a burning dumpster: *laughs manically*

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Dust: We gotta get to the hospital and we gotta get there fast.

Nightmare: Then I should drive.

Horror: Why you?

Nightmare: I have nothing to live for and drive like it.

Horror: Okay, let's do it.

(Later in the car)

Everyone: *screaming*

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Killer: I hate it when people ask "what's the stupidest thing you've ever done?" Like. Awfully bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass.

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Lust: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.

Horror, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

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Cross: "Sleepy" is so much cuter than "tired." Everyone needs to stop saying "tired" and start saying "sleepy."

Nightmare: I'm so sleepy of your shit.

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Dream: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Lust: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Reaper: Drunk.

Killer: Wasted.

Ink: Dead.

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Nightmare: You look like my first husband.

Cross: Oh, you've been married before?

Nightmare, smirking: No.

Cross: *awkward sputtering*

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expect way more incorrect quote chapters

they're so fun to make