Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

OwO *notices your headcanons* what's this-

These are going to be completely random and include my own ships

These headcanons are trash though, and barely headcanons

Sorry for that.

Enjoy anyway!

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- Horror is a good boi and you can't change my mind

- Horror can definitely be annoying at times though

- And murdery

- And definitely lustful

- Horror wakes up at like midnight and will go raid the fridge before going back to bed

- Is probably the best cook out of the Bad Sanses

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- Lust is a good cook

- Will frequently cook with Horror because they are that kind of cute couple

- Don't worry they aren't completely lovey-dovey, they annoy the shit out of each other and tease each other all the time

- Is not a slut, and doesn't really like his AU that much

- But he does love his brother (platonically, of course)

- Also loves his brother's bf, who is the Mettaton of Underlust

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- Dust screams a lOT

- Like seriously dude calm down

- He and Cross talk about their ghost buddies and how they can be annoying sometimes

- Of course, XChara and Dust's Papy can hear them

- Papy respects that Dust can find him annoying sometimes and is totally chill and doesn't bother Dust while he talks to Cross

- Actually Papy doesn't bother Dust most of the time because he understands Dust has other people he has to focus on and isn't bothered by that at all

- XChara on the other hand?

- oh boy

- let's not get into that mess

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- Blueberry and Cross are taco buddies

- Blueberry and Cross totally have sleepovers with each other all the time and talk about their crushes (Dust is Blueberry's, Cross likes Nightmare)

- Most likely have set the kitchen on fire more than once

- Horror and Lust are attempting to teach them to be better cooks

- And they are actually getting better at cooking

- Not good

- But better

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- Nightmare secretly still cares about and platonically loves Dream, though he would never admit it

- Though sometimes when no one else is looking Nightmare will hug Dream or tell Dream that he loves him

- Dream doesn't tell anyone when Nightmare does show affection because he knows as soon as he does Nightmare will stop doing it

- Horror actually saw Nightmare hugging Dream one time on his way to raid the fridge at 1 in the morning but didn't tell anyone about it because he is a good boi