Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

Geno W H O O P S Reaper's Ass

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They're a super kind and funny person, and they're also an amazing writer!

Also, I don't know how to write this in the format I usually use for this book, so this is gonna be written like a proper story.

...but it's still a shitpost

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Geno was relaxing by the fireplace of Nightmare's castle. A  T H I C C  book was resting in his lap. Nightmare had let Reaper and him stay in the castle for plot purposes, along with the Star Sanses and Lust. Under any other situation, Nightmare would have probably killed them for asking to stay. But he was too preoccupied with a certain Oreo to care.

So Geno was calming reading his book.

Until the Grim Reaper showed up.

Reaper, with his Starbucks coffee in hand, floated over to the tsundere. The taller wore a smirk on his face. Reaper looked over Geno's shoulder to see the book. Geno moved his body so he couldn't see it. Reaper tried again. Geno moved. This process continued for a couple more minutes.

"Would you stop that?" Geno snapped. The taller only smirked, sipping his coffee. "What's wrong, Geno?~" Reaper flirted. "Can't handle all this?" He said, his hands gesturing to his body. Geno huffed. Turning back to his book, he tried his best to ignore the skeleton. But Reaper just kept flirting.

Geno, shaking with rage, slammed his book shut. The smaller turned slowly to face Reaper. The god still had that stupid smirk on his face. "Something wrong, Geno?~" He teased. "Your face is all red~"

With that, Geno finally snapped. Geno got up with inhuman speed, and pounced on Reaper. The coffee flew out of Reaper's hands. The warm brew now spilled out onto the floor, forming a puddle. But Reaper was still smirking. "Aw, babe, I didn't know you wanted me this bad~"

That was the last straw.

Geno punched Reaper in the face. The punch had such an incredible force behind it, it was a miracle that Reaper didn't pass out. The smug expression was wiped from the black cloaked skeleton's face. It had been replaced by a look of shock. Geno didn't stop there though. Geno continued to punch and scratch at the taller. Reaper had begun to scream and struggle. And when Reaper finally managed to escape the smaller's grasp, Geno just jumped on him again, continuing his work.

Cross had been in the kitchen, making himself a hot chocolate when he heard the screams. Cross only shrugged. The Oreo casually finished his hot cocoa before walking into the room. Taking a sip of the warm drink, his eyes widened at what he saw. He almost choked on his drink. In front of him, Cross saw Reaper on the floor screaming as Geno beat the shit out of him.

Cross quickly started to smile. It was amusing to see the god of death get owned by a half-dead tsundere. Putting down his hot cocoa on a nearby table, Cross hastily took out his phone. Opening up camera, Cross began recording. Cross must have taken a couple dozen videos and photos. Laughing, Cross uploaded the videos to all his social medias. And I mean, ALL of his social medias. Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Tumblr, Snapchat, Instagram, Reddit and more.

Cross seated himself on a nearby couch as he watched the fight. Horror and Lust soon ran downstairs, coming into the living room. "Oh my god they're still fighting!" Horror laughed. Lust was giggling like mad. The two joined Cross on the couch. Horrorlust quickly cuddled up to each other. Nightmare came after them, his expression turning smug once he saw Geno beating Reaper's ass. Nightmare made his way over to the couch, picking up Cross and placing him on his lap as he watched the madness continue.

Everyone eventually came to the living room. "Shouldn't we help Reaper?" Dream asked. "Nah." Ink replied. "But aren't we supposed to be the good guys?" Dream said. "Fuckkkkk thattttt" Blueberry responded. Dream only shrugged, nuzzling into Killer.

The rest of the night was filled with angry screeches from Geno, screams of terror from Reaper, and laughter from the rest of the gang.

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　Bonus!　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

Geno curled up to a now bruised Reaper. "I'm sorry." Geno mumbled. Reaper sighed, shaking his head. "No, it's not your fault. I should've known when to stop flirting." "I still feel guilty." Reaper slowly wrapped his sore arms around Geno, pulling him closer. Reaper gave Geno a quick peck on the forehead. Geno melted into the touch. Geno softly placed kisses on the parts of Reaper he bruised and beat. Reaper let out a low purr.

The two looked into each other's eyes. Sighing contently, Geno buried his head in the crook of Reaper's neck. Reaper chuckled softly. Afterdeath slowly shut their eyes, before falling into a peaceful sleep.

Cross, who had been secretly stalking them because the door was open a crack, smiled. Cross took a couple photos and videos. Again, he posted the pictures to all his social medias. Smiling sweetly, Cross shut the door all the way. Cross let out a quiet yelp in surprise when he felt arms make their way around his waist. "Come on." Nightmare said in a low voice. "I wanna cuddle." Giggling silently, Cross nodded as he and his boyfriend made their way to Nightmare's room.

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OH BOI

This was the longest story of I've ever written.

I think it's pretty good, and I'm proud of myself!

I hoped you guys liked it!

(BTW let me know if you see a mistake, I'll fix it)

(Cause I didn't bother editing this lol)