Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

*slURPS tea*

it's shitposting/incorrect quote time

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Reaper: Lust, come meet you brother

Goth: Hey!

Lust: Hi!

Goth: ...

Lust: ...

Lust: Wanna talk about cute boys-

Goth: yES-

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Ink: Stars, I haven't cha cha slid since high school

Cross: I've never seen the cha cha slide referred to in past tense and I am fucking shaken

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Error: It's 2019 why can't I delete friends in real life

- Later -

Error: Okay so it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder

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Lust: It's funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we're like nO NO DON'T DO THAT NO

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Horror: I'm so tired I could eat a horse

Dust: I identify as a horse and this offends me

Error: I identify as offends and this horses me

Killer: I offend horses, identify me

Cross: I think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired

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Dream: A perk about dating me is that you will be the hot one

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Desire: In 9th grade I was getting picked on in class and Sprinkle was like "fuck you guys leave him alone" and called me over to his seat and I was like "thx lol" and he goes "I have something special to show you don't tell the teacher" and I said "okay" and he pulled a guinea pig out of his pocket

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Blue: Today I found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to any legal system so you can't be prosecuted for their murder

Dream: So what did you do today-

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Nightmare: When I see really attractive people I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty

Reaper: That's a very strange way of coping with not being attractive

Geno, shrugging: Works for me

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Killer: Alexa, unleash the  roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under the bed, consuming everything in their path* 

Dust: *sCReAMs*

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Blue: If we're dating there is a 90% chance that I'll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

Dust: What would the other 10% be

Blue: Me eating all your food

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Ink: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

Random Person: But I'm vegan

Ink: Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness-

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Dream: I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles

Geno: Momofuku Ando created ramen

Dream: I want to kiss Momofuku Ando

Reaper: He's been dead for six years

Dream: EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS

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