WARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL
Idk what I'm doing.
The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath
This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it
(Weird Cover Drawn By Me)
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Error: nhdbcfiwbciwbdi-
Error: fine, but only because I'm gonna be torturing Ink
- Later -
Error, in school girl outfit: BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Ink, singing along (horribly): LIKE BABY, BABY, BABY NOOOOOO
Error: *sCREchEs*
Ink: *attempts to dance while tied to chair*
(And then Error screamed while Ink sang Justin Bieber songs for 2 hours)
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Ink: We don't really have favorites or least favorites...
Nightmare, from another room: Unfortunately.
Ink: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Ink: Everyone just kinda treats everyone equally
Ink: And by equally, I mean everyone is harassed and embarrassed in equal dosages
Ink: It's fun.
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Geno: OMG YES
Geno: THANK YOU
Reaper: REEEEEEEE-
Geno: *smacks Reaper*
Geno: ...That wasn't as satisfying as I thought it would be.
Reaper, crying on the floor: Aw, you do care-
Geno: SHUTUP
Ink: noooo
Ink: i dont want to ;w;
Error: Just get it over with
Ink: *lightly, and i mean lightly, hits Error*
Error:
Error:
Error: ...ouch
Ink: nO-
Ink: I'M SORRY-
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Lust, hugging Desire: PRECIOUS. BEAN.
Horror, also hugging Desire: AGREED.
Desire: I can't breathe-
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Blue: I'm teaching them how to be serial killers.
Dust: Aw, babe, just look at them go!
Sprinkle and Fury: *lightly poking each other*
Blue, tearing up: Total savages.
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Cross: Don't get me wrong, I love them to death.
Cross: But why did we have to have so many kids?
Nightmare: Really? I was thinking we needed more-
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Reaper, poking Goth's cheek: He's adorable.
Goth: N-no I'm not!
Reaper: You act so much like your mother.
Geno: bITCH-
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Ink, booping his kids 'noses': Smol childs
Error: Yeah, smol like you-
Ink: *inHALES-*
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Killer: HAZEL IS BEST GORL
Hazel: *snorting in laughter*
Dream: ohmyfuckinggodhedoesthiseverytime-
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Palette: Technically, Dream and Ink are my parents.
Ink and Dream: uh-
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Ink and The Murder Trio: *doing Fortnite dances to the earrape*
Blue: That's it I'm killing Dust-
Dream: bLUE NO-
Lust: Horror why
Error: i want a divorce-
Everyone else: *lOuD sObBiNG*
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Geno: I guess the most depressing thing I can think about off the top of my head is the time Goth was saying that he doesn't think Palette likes him the way he likes him.
Geno: Aka, Goth and Palette both have huge crushes on each other but are total pussies and won't admit it
Goth: mOM-
Reaper: lmao yep
Palette: *picks up Goth bridal style*
Palette: Y E E T
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expect more chapters soon UwU-
and feel free to leave more asks/dares if you want I don't mind
