Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

HOW?!

THIS GOD AWFUL BOOK SOMEHOW HIT 1K

THANK YOU SO MUCH CHILDREN

I wasn't gonna post another chapter today, but have some more incorrect quotes for being amazing beans!

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Dream: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Nightmare: Killed without hesitation.

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Geno: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Ink: We attack the demons with hummus.

Geno:

Geno: I stand corrected.

Ink: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Dust: How much time did you spend on this, hm?

Killer: Irrelevant. I would spend any amount of time to properly shame you.

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Fresh: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Fresh: Ha! Just kidding, I've killed a man.

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Fresh: Chillax!

Error: That's not a word.

Fresh: Sometimes the ones who deny "chillax" are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Lust: I have flaws. What are they?

Lust: I sing in the shower.

Lust: Sometimes I spend to much time volunteering.

Lust: Occasionally I'll burn someone alive. So sue me.

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Blue: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dust: Why?

Blue: To get to the idiot's house.

Blue: Knock knock.

Dust: Who's there?

Blue: The chicken.

Dust: Listen here you little fucker-

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Ink: Being gay isn't a choice, it's a game and I'm winning.

Lust, yelling from a passing golf cart: THINK AGAIN, BITCH

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Geno: Could you please pass the salt?

Blue: *throws Nightmare across the table*

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Dream: Tale as old as time-

Killer: Memes as old as vine

Dream: Beauty and the-

Killer: YEET

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Error: Sorry I'm late.

Nightmare: What happened?

Error: Nothing, I just really didn't want to come.

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Horror: Did it hurt?

Lust, sighing: When I fell from heaven-

Horror: When you fell from the vending machine

Lust:

Horror: 'Cause you're a snack

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Cross: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Nightmare: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way?

Cross: I don't know, surprise me!

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Geno: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

Killer: General Mathematics 6th Edition

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Reaper: I was made for this shit. Nothing catches me off guard.

Geno: *smiles*

Reaper:

Reaper, whispering: Holy shit

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Nightmare: If someone points at your black clothes

Nightmare: And asks whose funeral it is

Nightmare: A look around the room and a casual "Haven't decided yet" is always a good response.

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(Sanscest Group Chat)

Killer: The first one to reply is gat

Killer: *gay

Killer: wait...

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Geno: There are no snacks left in the kitchen

Reaper: I'm literally right here

Geno: You're not a snack.

Reaper: What am I, then?

Geno: Annoying.

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Horror: *yawns*

Lust: I guess being pretty is tiring?

Horror: You must be exhausted then...

Lust: I- *attempts to hide oncoming blush*

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Nightmare: You better buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's

Killer: We goin' to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Nightmare No-

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Dream: Say "roast" twice

Blue: Roast, roast

Dream: Now spell it

Blue: R-o-a-s-t

Dream: Now say it again twice

Blue: Roast, roast

Dream: Okay, so what do you put in a toaster?

Blue: A knife

Dream: Ha, gottem! Wait wha-

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