Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

Senpai~

we only have 2 asks/dares

so to make this chapter longer I'm adding incorrect quotes

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Normally I'd share the ask/dare first, but I don't wanna spoil the shitpost

Lust: Finally, an excuse to smoke weed

Horror: Jfc Lust

Lust: *smokes the devil's lettuce*

Lust: *breaks window of Horror's home*

Lust: bITCH WHERE'S MY WAIFU

Horror, sighing: ohmyfuckinggodwe'reactuallydoingthis-

Horror: BITCH I'M YOUR WAIFU

Lust:

Lust: ...but my wife has a dick-

Horror: ...how big-

Lust: Lmao like smaller than an atom

Horror:

Horror:

Horror: *uGLy deMONiC SoBS*

Lust: I'M SORRY-

Lust: I DIDN'T MEAN IT-

Lust: I LOVE YOU AND YOU HAVE A BIG DICK-

Horror: *still crying*

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Ink: Well, we've already seen How AUs Eat Their Food, let's watch The Underverse Office

Cross: This won't end well.

Nightmare:

Nightmare: This is just our lives on a daily basis.

Dream: Unfortunately.

Nightmare: Rude.

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(incorrect quote and shitpost time childs)

Dream: When do you feel most beautiful?

Lust: When a dog pulls on their leash on the sidewalk because they want to come say hi to me

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Ink: I swear to the fucking creators if I see one more person repost art I'm going to cut a bitch

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Blue: Secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and I wish a lot of comedy didn't rely on it

Horror: I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

Geno: It's a sign of being extremely empathetic

Killer: Thanks! I hate it, how do I uninstall it?

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Random Person: Honestly dogs don't even matter once they're past the puppy stage like dogs older than that are just irrelevant...put em in the garbage

Nightmare: *googling how to hire a hitman immediately*

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Dust: Julius Caesar's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part

Error: Apart from the fact that 60 people agreed to stab him and he only had 23 stab wounds

Cross: Sounds about right

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Ink: On the bright side I am not addicted to crack cocaine

Ink: On the downside I'm too poor to afford one

Error, raising a browbone: one crack cocaine

Dust: Hello drug dealer yes I would like to purchase one crack cocaine

Reaper: Debit or credit

Dust: I actually have a gift card

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Geno: I remember the "selling their kid on ebay" story...

Ink: Who sells their kid on ebay? That's nuts.

Ink: That's a child. A living being that you made.

Ink: That shit goes on etsy.

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(In Group Chat)

Blue: I'm home alone with the tv repair man

Blue: I'm no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

Blue: porn or murder

- Later -

Blue: Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where Dust breaks through the window and kills the repair man

Blue: ...and then Dust fucks me-

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(This next one has context but I'm not gonna include it)

Cross, at 4:17 in the morning: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate

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Horror: Literally name ONE thing that's better than a dog

Geno: Two dogs

Horror: SHIT YOU RIGHT-

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Dust: *sneezes into elbow*

Cross: Bless you-

Killer: EXCELLENT DAB DUST

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UwU there you go-

also tomorrow is my last day of summer and then I'm going back to school, so expect less updates and for me not to be online as much

I've also decided I'm going to spoil y'all with updates tomorrow before I return to Hell