IT'S UNDERTALE'S ANNIVERSARY!
Time to celebrate Undertale's 4th birthday!
...with more shitposts and headcanons
It's what Toby Fox wants, okay?
Yeahlet'sgowiththat-
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Cross: I think I might fuck around and become a flat earther
Ink: Pfft, you still believe in earth?
Cross: ...I think I might fuck around and become a no earther
Ink: That's the spirt
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Killer: Ovens are just spicy refrigerators
Dream: Killer it's fucking 3:18 in the morning go to bed-
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Horror: Y'all ever just breathe
Nightmare: I wish I didn't
Error: *spits out chocolate milk*
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*insert Cross and Error fighting over a chocolate bar*
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|Favorite Types of Oneshots|
Fluff: Dream, Lust, Blue, Error
Angst: Nightmare, Killer, Cross, Geno
Smut: Ink, Reaper, Horror, Dust
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|What they are a slut for (besides their partner)|
Sleep: Reaper, Dust, Killer
Food: Cross, Horror, Error
EVERYTHING: Ink, Dream, Blue
Nothing: Nightmare, Geno, Lust
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Dust: *looking through dictionary*
Dust, giggling: Guys look
Horror and Killer, looking over: *laughing like 5 year olds*
Cross: What are you- oh.
Cross: Are you fucking serious.
Nightmare, from other room: They saw the word "sex" in the dictionary, didn't they?
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Killer, recording for Youtube: Hey guys I'm here with my friend Ink, and today we're gonna be counting down the top 15 thiccest anime characters
Ink: At number 15, we have Nemo from Finding Nemo-
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Lust: So Ink told me if I started selling my bath water, I'd-
Horror: I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Error: I'm really wanna yeet Ink
Ink: yes please i wish to be yeeted
YOU ARE READING
Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse
RandomWARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL Idk what I'm doing. The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it (Weird Cover Drawn By Me)
