^ Video above is not mine, I got all the tik toks from it
MOREEEE TIK TOKS
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Horror, to Dust: Bet I can make you say the number five!
Dust: Okay
Horror, snickering: How old were you when your dad left?
Dust: ...
Killer, from across the room: *laughing* He was five!
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(Error = Dad, Ink = Mom)
Paperjam: What's up Dad? So, uh, Mom said you wanted to have a talk with me?
Error: Son you know I would never judge you, but uh, are you gay?
Paperjam: No dad. I'm an e-boy, I'm like cool and different.
-- Time Skip --
Error: You are not welcome back in this house, do you understand me-
Error: *slams door shut*
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Blueberry: You're seriously pissing me off-
Blueberry: Dust! Get the dog off the table!
Dust: The dog's always on the table, what you want!?
Blueberry: gET HIM OFF THE TABLE-
Dust: NO, HE JUST- THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM ON THE TABLE-
*insert more screaming here*
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Cross: So you're, uh, not going to get revenge today?
Nightmare: No, Cross, I'm not.
Cross: Okay, got it.
Cross: Then I "won't" bring your credit card, which I cut into a ninja star.
Nightmare: Ugh, you cut my credit card?!
Cross: Into a ninja star!
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Horror: Lust, why do you drink so much?
Lust: Horror, what's your favorite video game?
Horror: Omg, Fortnite!
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Reaper: Ah shit, check engine light just came on
Reaper: *opens hood of truck*
Reaper: Yep, still there.
Reaper: *slams hood closed*
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REEEEEE WE NEED A SECOND VIDEO TO MAKE A DECENT LENGTH CHAPTER-
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Geno: I wear ski masks for multiple reasons
Geno: They keep my face warm
Geno: They look cool
Geno: They protect me from the sun
Geno: And they hide my identity
Geno: *puts ski mask on, turning towards bank*
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Dream: I'm not like other guys
Dream: Actually, I'm not even a guy
Dream: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf
Dream: *cute woof*
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So I'm lazy and tired so this chapter's done lol
YOU ARE READING
Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse
DiversosWARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL Idk what I'm doing. The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it (Weird Cover Drawn By Me)
