I GOT IT DONE
It's not exactly what you asked for, and I apologize for that, but I it was easier for me this way.
It's incorrect quote time children (all from Gravity Falls!)
Note: Some quotes have been changed to fit the fact that they're gay skeletons.
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Ink: When there's no cops around, anything's legal.
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Ink: Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?
Dream and Blue: YAY!
Dream Wait, what-
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Killer: Maybe that old guy was crazy after all...
Cross: He did use the word "scrabdoodle"...
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(A couple float along the lake in their boat. One pulls out an engagement ring.)
Sugar: Now that we're alone, Melon, there's a burning question which my heart longs to ask of you.
Melon: Oh, Sugar!
Ink: *comes alongside them in his boat*
Ink: Hey! Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is gettin' better!
Ink:
Melon:
Sugar:
Ink: Her aim is gettin' better! Ya see, it's funny, because marriage is terrible!
Sugar and Melon: *row away from Ink*
Ink: What?
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Reaper: But enough about me. Behold, me!
Reaper: *reveals wax figure of himself*
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Blue: For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible Sack of Mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears!
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Dream: Hey Killer. What's going on?
Killer: Whoa, where have you been? And what's with those nails? You look like a wolverine.
Dream: I know, right? Rawr! I was hanging out with my new pal Lust. He is one dapper little man!
Killer: Dream, I don't trust anyone whose clothes don't cover everything.
Dream: Oh, leave him alone! You never wanna do girly stuff with me! You and Horror get to do guy stuff all the time.
Killer: What do you mean?
Horror, walking into room: Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?
Killer, hopping up and down in excitement: Am I!
Horror and Killer: *running off to the microwave*
Horror: Yeah!
Killer, chanting: One at a time! One at a time!
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Reaper: Well, I haven't seen Geno around. But as long as you're here, you simply must come in for coffee!
Ink: I don't think-
Reaper: Ah, ah, it's imported - all the way from Colombia!
Ink: Wow. I went to jail there once!
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(Note: Spire is Sprinkle and Desire's ship name)
Fury: What the heck happened on that date?
Sprinkle: I don't know. I was in the friend zone, and then he pulled me into the romance zone! It was like quicksand!
Fury: Sprinkle, come on, it's not like you're gonna have to marry Desire.
Dust, from the other room: Good news, Sprinkle! You have to marry Desire!
Sprinkle: WHAT?!
Dust: *walks in wearing a t-shirt that says 'Team Spire'*
Dust: It's all part of my long term deal with Horror. There's a lot of money tied up in this thing. Plus I got this free t-shirt!
Dust: *looks down*
Dust: Ugh. This is not my color.
Sprinkle: *runs out of room screaming*
Dust: It's not that big a deal honey! I'll just dye the shirt.
Dust, mumbling: Drama Queen.
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TV Announcer: You're watching the Black-and-White-Period-Piece-Old-Lady-Boring-Movie Channel.
Cross: Nightmare! I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up!
TV Announcer: Stay tuned for the Friday Night Movie, "The Duchess Approves", starring Sturly Stempleburgess as 'The Duchess', and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.
Cross, terrified: NIGHTMARE!
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Goth, talking about Halloween: I'm so excited!
Palette: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Incubux: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Paperjam: Yeah!
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Dream: Ah, the pool! Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment!
Nightmare: Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers. It's like the bus, but wet.
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Error: Killer, if you don't hand over those pool supplies, I'll lose the coolest job ever!
Killer: Okay...I understand.
Killer, trying to distract Error: Hey, look! Ink in a bikini!
Error, falling for it: Really? At night?
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I tried.
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Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse
SonstigesWARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL Idk what I'm doing. The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it (Weird Cover Drawn By Me)
