Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

because who doesn't love vines?

The Sanses as vines

aka more incorrect quotes

this is gonna be fun   >:3

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Nightmare: I mean I get complimented all the time-

Error: *loud obnoxious laughter*

Nightmare: I do!

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Horror: Oh my god I love Chipotle

Horror: Chipotle

Horror: Chipotle is my life

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EDIT: SO jessicamiers CAME UP WITH THE "TALKING TO REAPER" PART AND I LOVE THEM-

Blueberry, to Reaper: Let's get white girl wasted

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Geno: This kid's definitely on crack right now

Dust: *throws ball at Killer*

Killer: Yeah-

Dust: *does it again*

Killer: yEAHHHH-

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Dream, looking at geese: Look at all those chickens

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Killer, trying to scare Horror: *sCrEams*

Horror: AHHHHHH-

Horror: Stop, I could've dropped my croissant!

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Cross: We all die you either kill yourself of get killed

Cross: *starts dancing*

Cross: what'cha gonna dO-

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Ink: Just found out my birthday is the same day as the day I was born

Ink: lIFe iS cRaZY-

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Killer: Ya know what, I'm about to say it

Dust: Say it

Killer: I don't care that you broke your elbow-

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Lust: Who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had.

Cross: Um, I never went to oovoo javer

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Dream: DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

Nightmare: wait-

Dream: AHHHHHHHH-

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EDIT: SO I KNOW THE ACTUAL QUOTE IS "KIDS", NOT "BOYFRIEND" BUT Sarcastic_Apple_Girl MADE THE JOKE BOYFRIEND (AKA REAPER) AND IT WAS TOO FUNNY TO NOT PUT-

Geno: Every time you yell at your boyfriend put a quarter in your "no yelling" sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat-

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Dust: Road work ahead-

Dust: Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does-

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Blueberry: Um, Mom, I have something to tell you

Lust: What is it honey?

Blueberry: Um-

Blueberry: *in robotic voice* I got an a-bor-tion

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Error, on phone: So no head?

Error: *throws phone to ground*

Error: *breaks skateboard*

-- Extra Scene --

Fresh: Broski that was totally unrad-

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Lust: When there's to much drama at school

Lust: All you gotta do is-

Lust: *in sing-song voice*  Walk away-ay-ay

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Reaper: *dispenses some of each drink into his cup at McDonalds*

Reaper: *sips*

Reaper: Fuck you.

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Reaper: Geno look, it's the good kush

Geno: This is the dollar store, how good could it be

Reaper: *wHeEzE*

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REEEEEEEE THIS CHAPTER WAS BAD

I TRIED TO FIND GOOD VINES

i'm probably gonna do a part 2 lol

EDIT: SO YOU GUYS KEEP COMING UP WITH BETTER IDEAS THAN ME-

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JUST TAKE OVER MY BOOK OKAY-