Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

hey kid wanna buy some shitty headcanons

mORE HEADCANONS THAT BARELY PASS AS HEADCANONS-

LET'S GO-

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- Okay adding onto the Heathers AU thing from last headcanons chapter

- I feel like Dream and Blue would switch roles occasionally because I feel like both could be either Heather Duke or Heather McNamara

- Idk but this has been bugging me for the pass few days and I NEEDED to say it

- And if Dream and Blue do switch roles, than so do Dust and Killer cause they wanna be with their waifus

- okay MOVING ON-

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- Horror, Dust, and Killer totally have called Nightmare "Dad" because sometimes the Bad Sanses just feel like a family (aka ALL THE TIME)

- Soon after they also started calling Cross "Mom"

- That always made Cross blush and it made his day better

- Error always thought it was funny and would sometimes call Nightmare "Dad" if Nightmare was being really overprotective/bossy/etc.

- And Error would call Cross "Mom" because he knows it makes Cross happy

- Error also uses the name's to tease them

- At first Nightmare hated it because he hates most things

- But over time Nightmare just kinda embraced it

- Because it's funny as hell

- In the middle of a battle against the Star Sanses, Killer called Nightmare "Dad" while asking for back up

- "Dad! I need backup!" "I'M HELPING YOUR MOTHER, GIVE ME A SECOND"

- Dust also called Cross "Mom"

- "AHHH- oh my god, thanks for the help Mom!" "Of course. Now go help Horror." "Got it!"

- And the Bad Sanses didn't even realize they were doing it

- It just came naturally

- Of course, it confused the fuck out of the Star Sanses

- It was until after the fight that Error realized what they did

- They all started laughing at that

- And Cross blushed because Nightmare kinda implied that Cross was his waifu

- It was great

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-  Dream and Killer love watching anime

- It's like their ideal date night

- Killer actually showed Cross anime

- And that's where Cross got the idea to call Nightmare "Senpai"

- But Nightmare doesn't know Killer taught Cross "Senpai"

- And Killer plans to keep it that way

- Otherwise he'll get his ass beat-

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- Everyone would literally kill someone for their partner

- These bitches crazy

- Wait Horror what are you doing with that axe

- Horror

- wHY ARE YOU RUNNING TOWARDS ME HORROR

- HORROR-

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- Lust, Ink and Killer are all totally best friends

- And they're best friends because:

- 1. They all like to be annoying

- 2. All love to make sexual jokes/remarks

- 3. And because the personalities I give them just seem to line up

- 4. And because I can do whatever I want

- Killer definitely jokingly brags about how he's the dom in his relationship, while the other two are subs

- And then Ink and Lust chase Killer around the house, jokingly screaming to be quiet when in reality they don't give a single shit

- And they all laugh way to hard

- While Dream, Error and Horror silently question why they fell in love with these idiots-

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- Geno has practically adopted Lust

- Geno is really protective of Lust

- "WHO LET YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?!" "MOM, HORROR AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR-"

- And Reaper is Lust's dad

- "Son, where are my grandkids-" "REAPER DO NOT ENCOURAGE LUST'S BEHAVIOR"

- And Error and Fresh are uncles

- "Broski shouldn't we help-" "Stfu Fresh"

- And Horror is of course the son-in-law

- *cONFUSED SCREAMING*

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