Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

The Murder Trio Fuck Up Everyone's Lives

Murder Trio = Dust, Killer, and Horror

Let's do this shit  >:3

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Dust: So Nightmare told us to get bread, milk, butter, eggs, chocolate, apples, condoms-

Killer: wAIT WHAT

Horror: Probably for him and Cross-

Dust: Actually there's a note next to it saying it's for you and Lust

Horror: oh-

Killer: Geno probably put that, doesn't want his son getting pregnant-

Horror: Lol

Dust: Can we just go-

Killer: I CALL RIDING IN THE CART

Dust: Lol k

Horror: imma get the bread

Horror: *naruto runs away*

Killer: let's get the eggs!

Dust: okey *starts running towards section while pushing Killer in the cart*

Cart: NYOOOOOOOOOOM

Killer: YAYYYYYYYYY-

| After the Shopping Trip |

Killer: WE'RE BACK!!

Dust: ...

Dust: guys

Dust: we forgot the condoms

Geno: YOU WHAT?!

Killer: whoops lol

Horror: ...

Horror: ...

Horror: oH WELL-

Horror: *picks up Lust* TO THE BEDROOM-

Lust: hORROR WTF-

Geno: NOOOOOOO MY SON-

Reaper: YAYYYYY GRANDKIDS-

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Dust: *hissing and hugging Blue to his chest*

Blue: i can't breathe-

Killer: Dust, dude, you're gonna kill Blue

Killer: maybe you should let go-

Dust: I'll let go when you stop hugging Dream

Killer: ...

Killer: Fair enough

Dream: end my suffering

Lust and Horror: *making out*

Geno: *busts down door*

Geno: REEEEEEEEEE-

Horror: oH FU-

Lust: mOM IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-

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Nightmare: Guys

Nightmare: Who broke the chandelier

Nightmare: I'm not mad-

Nightmare: Actually that's a lie

Nightmare: I am

Nightmare: sO WHO BROKE IT

Murder Trio: ...

Horror: IT WAS KILLER

Killer: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO CLIMB ON IT

Horror: I MEANT IT AS A JOKE YOU PSYCHOPATH

Killer: WELL DUST KEPT THROWING BONES AT ME, LIKE A DICK, AND HE ENDED UP PIERCING THE CHAIN IT WAS HANGING FROM

Killer: AND I'M PRETTY SURE MY ARM'S BROKEN

Dust: HORROR'S THE ONE WHO TACKLED ME TO THE GROUND, MAKING ME MISS KILLER AND HIT THE CHAIN

Horror: YOU WERE GOING TO HURT HIM

Killer: BITCH I'M HURT ANYWAY

Nightmare: *slowly backs away*

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Thanks to wonderspacetime for the idea!

Dust: *drinking cough syrup*

Horror: Dude why are you drinking that

Dust: I can't stop

Dust: I'm addicted

Horror: To cough syrup?

Dust: Yeah but it's mango flavored-

Horror: bRUH YOU WERE HOLDING OUT ON ME?!

Horror: I WANT SOME

Killer: you guys are so dumb

Killer: you're gonna end up killing yourselves

Killer: *snorts crushed-up cough drops*

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who raised these children-