Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse

SANS IS IN SMASH-

I'M SO EXCITED-

okay but this chapter is basically a celebration of that because yES-

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Classic: *backflips through castle window, shattering it*

Nightmare: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

Nightmare: STOP DESTROYING MY FUCKING HOME

Ink, hanging from ceiling: shut up you little bitch

Classic: thank you Ink

Nightmare: hNNG-

Classic: *clears throat*

Classic: *chokes*

Classic: *starts coughing*

Everyone: *stares awkardwly*

Killer: ...you want some water or something?

Classic, still coughing: iT's FiNe

Killer: Well it's clearly not

Killer: But go off I guess

Classic: okay i'm good now

Classic: I just wanted to say

Classic: tHAT I'M IN SMASH BROS BITCHES

Dust: *smashes through ceiling*

Dust: DID SOMEBODY SAY "SANS IN SMASH BROS"

Dust: because i'm unsure  if i heard you correctly or, like, ya know

Classic: yeah i said sans in smash

Dust: okay thank you for clarifying

Classic:

Dust:

Nightmare: mY HOUSE-

Ink: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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Horror: Bro you should make a speech

Classic: I should

Classic:

Classic: But I'm lazy

Horror: Tbh I can't blame you

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Classic, who actually wrote a speech: I would like to thank-

Classic: *starts tearing up*

Classic: I-I'm sorry, I just need a second.

Classic: *sobs lOUdLy*

Classic: *clears throat and doesn't choke*

Classic: *nvm he's choking*

Classic: bskjubvswbefibwej-

- Take 2 -

Classic: I would like to thank-

Classic: Myself.

Classic:

Crowd:

Dream: ...that's it?-

Blue: YASSSSS

Blue: GO OFF CLASSIC

Blue: SLAYYYYYY SIS

Dream: I'm disowning you

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okey that's it uwu

just a short chapter