because i feel like these three would be best friends
that and i always wanna put them in stuff, but i can't because i have to use the other characters
so now we're gonna overuse the shit out of them
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Lust: *singing beautifully*
Killer and Ink: *sCReEchINg the lyrics*
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Killer: Shut up! I got this!
Lust: No you don't.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
(Lust trying to teach Killer and Ink math)
Lust, pointing at a tringle: This is how you know it's 90 degrees.
Ink: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter.
Lust: No the angle is-
Killer: Because of global warming
Lust: Goddamnit
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Ink: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!
Lust: Fixed what?
Ink: EVERYTHING
*loud exploding in the background*
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Ink, gasping: Why would people ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Killer: People are idiots, Ink
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Lust: Are you eating turkey chili off a frisbee?
Ink, laughing: Yeah, it's pretty cute, right?
Lust: Do you know what "cute" means?
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
(At Sleepover)
Killer and Ink: *trying to see who will fall asleep first so the other can prank them*
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Killer: It's only funny until someone gets hurt.
Killer: Then it's hysterical.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Lust: What happened here?!
Ink: *taped to ceiling*
Killer:
Killer: ...I can explain.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Killer: I don't care about that prize.
Killer: But I'm gonna win because I want Ink's happiness to go away.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Ink: I wanna make fun of people while I get drunk.
Ink: My two true passions.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Lust, giving dating advice: Just be yourself, say something nice.
Killer: Which one? I can't do both.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Ink, comforting Killer: Hey, it's okay.
Ink: I know it's hard, but-
Killer, sobbing: That's what she said.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Ink: Must you always attack me with words?
Killer: Want me to use rocks?
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Lust: Are you insane, or just annoying?
Killer: Probably both.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Lust, to Ink: You're being very well behaved tonight.
Lust:
Lust: What did you do?
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Killer: Wanna know how edgy I am?
Killer: *punches wall*
Killer: Call 911
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
Ink: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Lust: Lightly stabbed?!
Ink: I didn't want to alarm you.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
this chapter's garbage but-
dbffvidbfiv-
i actually really don't like this chapter but whatever
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Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse
RandomWARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL Idk what I'm doing. The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it (Weird Cover Drawn By Me)
