Last chapter before I go to Hell
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Reaper: Have a good day
Geno: Don't tell me what to do.
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Lust: Horror, wake up
Horror: Babe, what is it. It's 3 am.
Lust: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Horror:
Lust:
Horror: Lust what the fuck
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Cross: I've made the decision to trust you.
Nightmare: A horrible decision, really.
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Killer, talking about Dust and Horror: They are my best friends.
Killer: I've known them for 12 hours.
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Blue: My friends!
Ink and Dream: *fearful screaming*
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Ink: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Error: That's not a lot of inches.
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Dust: Your smiling, did something good happen?
Geno: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Lust: Reaper tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Reaper: *raises browbones*
Geno: pUT THOSE BACK DOWN-
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Killer: Bro, I wanna give you the world but I only have like $2.
Dust: Come over here.
Killer: *walks over*
Dust: *hugs Killer*
Dust: I don't have money but I got the world right here in my arms
Killer: Bruh
Dust: Bruh
Blue: Time to murder Killer-
Dream: dON'T YOU DARE-
Dust: BLUE CHILL WE'RE JUST HAVING A BROMANCE
Killer: *sCReAMs*
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Ink: You look exhausted.
Ink: Killer keeping you up late? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dream: Haha... yeah...
-- 3 AM --
Killer, in a gruff cowboy voice: This blanket ain't big enough for the both of us
Dream: I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut up
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Geno: Why is being alive so expensive.
Geno: I'm not even having a good time.
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Snickers Commercial: You're not you when you're hungry
Horror, who is always hungry: ...who am I
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-- At the dinner table --
Sprinkle: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Dust: Probably like 90%
Sprinkle: So it's 10% ball?
Dust: *spits out food*
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-- In the break room --
Random: What's for lunch?
Error, eating: Food, generally
Random: No, I mean what are you having?
Error: An unwanted conversation.
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Dream: We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.
Killer: No need. I'll remember.
-- One Hour Later --
Dream: What did you buy?
Killer: A panda.
Cross:
Panda:
Cross: Do I know you?
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Nightmare: The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate
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-- At Campfire --
Nightmare: And before cell phones we had to call our friend's house
Ship Children: *gasp*
Ink, adding on: Sometimes their parents answered
Paperjam: *throws up*
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Desire: You're invading my personal space
Lust: You came out of my personal space
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Cross: Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.
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wish me luck bitches
i'm going to hell tomorrow
you're all invited to my funeral, and i want a comment chain planning it in the comments
i'm not even kidding, do it
YOU ARE READING
Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse
RandomWARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL Idk what I'm doing. The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it (Weird Cover Drawn By Me)
