If you don't know know what Octodad is, google it.
You'll understand then (alsoyoushouldwatchaplaythroughofthegamebecausethegameisactuallyreallygood-)
oK BYE-
»»————- ————-««
Nightmare: OKAY SONS WE'RE GOING ON A FISHING TRIP
Dust: But don't you hate water
Nightmare:
Nightmare:
Nightmare: CHANGE OF PLANS WE'RE GONNA GET YOU GUYS WAIFUS
Cross: Nightmare, I think there a little young to be getting waifus-
Horror: TOO LATE FOR THAT MOM
Horror: ME AND LUST ARE ALREADY ENGAGED
Error: IT'S "LUST AND I" YOU PEASANT
Horror: WHATEVER
Cross: Horror you can't get married this young
Horror: BUT DUST IS MARRIED TO BLUE
Dust: DON'T DRAG ME INTO YOUR MESS
Dust: BESIDES, ERROR MARRIED INK
Error: *isn't paying attention because he's texting Ink*
Killer: Mom, let Horror do what he wants!
Cross: But, it's not just that
Cross: It's that Geno would beat all of our asses if Lust married Horror
Killer:
Killer: you should listen to Mom-
Horror: NO
Horror: I LOVE HIM
Horror: AND WE WILL GET MARRIED
Horror: DUST, BACK ME UP ON THIS
Dust: DON'T WORRY BRO I'LL HELP YOU GUYS GET MARRIED
Geno, carrying Lust: *breaks down wall*
Geno: HE WILL NEVER MARRY YOU, HORROR
Lust: BUT MOM
Lust: I LOVE HIM
Geno: I DON'T CARE HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE
Reaper: i wANT GRANDKIDS THO
Geno: nshjebfuoabdoawbdeb-
Lust: *somehow managed to free himself of Geno's grasp, and is now running away with Horror*
Geno: REEEEEEE-
Reaper: *holds Geno back*
Reaper: RUN FOR THE HILLS
Reaper: AND MAKE LOTS OF BABIES
»»————- ————-««
Error, laying on the floor: dAD
Error: DUST PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Dust: I DID NOT
Nightmare: Dust I literally watched you push him
Dust: NO YOU DIDN'T
Error: *gets back up*
Dust: *pushes Error again*
Error: *falls and starts s0bBing*
Nightmare: DUST
Dust: wHAT
Nightmare: STOP FUCKING PUSHING HIM
Dust: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Error: *is crawling away*
»»————- ————-««
Killer: MOM
Cross: what bitch
Killer: rude
Killer: aND TELL HORROR TO GIVE ME BACK MY KNIVES
Cross: Horror
Horror: HE STOLE MY AXE
Cross: ohmyfuckinggodwhydoitry-
Cross: *inhales*
Cross: Killer, give me Horror's axe. Horror, give me Killer's knives.
Killer: Lol I gave his axe to Error
Horror: And I gave the knives to Dust
Cross:
Cross: I'm d o n e
»»————- ————-««
lol we done here-
YOU ARE READING
Sanscest Crack / Stupid Shit In The Multiverse
RandomWARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FUNNY, LIKE, AT ALL Idk what I'm doing. The main ships in this are Crossmare, Kreme, Horrorlust, Errink, Dustberry and Afterdeath This will be updated whenever the fuck I wanna update it (Weird Cover Drawn By Me)
