who are you, my love

Part 1 chapter 8 (run away from the stick, he is more dangerous than Marilla.)

Anne's house.
Gilbert called me the next day. He must have been too busy with this girl yesterday. But when I didn't pick up the phone after third time, he started ringing for twenty minutes without stopping. For a moment he stopped. I thought that maby he give up. After a while I heard a knock, panicked I shouted to Marilla:
-Marilla, I'm begging you do not let him in !!!
Then I watched through the window as slightly confused and worried Marilla chased Gilbert away The bat from the bout. I tried, but I could not stop laughing. Gilbert ran away in terror, clearly frightened by the stick.
For a moment there was peace. I thought Gilbert gave up and went home. Nothing more wrong! after a few minutes I saw his head in my window, I was so scared that I almost yelled. I went to the window and just covered the blinds. He began to knock and scream. I could not stand it! A thought crossed my mind that maybe I was wrong about him, just like Charlie. But yesterday, beside his girlfriend and Gilbert, there were his mother with them, she would never have let that bitch put some ashes to Gils drink. So I ran quickly down. I quickly grabbed a broom stick from Marilla and returned to my room. I quickly opened the window and swung at Gilbert with a stick. And he, incredibly scared, went down the ladder, which I am sure, stole from Matthew.
-Anne !! Anne !! What happened !!! What happened ????? he shouted in despair. But I did not intend to show mercy.
- And you're still asking ?! - I wanted to throw this broomstick on his head, but I found it to be a very valuable weapon.
- Yes, I'm asking! Anne, tell me what happened !!! Please ... Anne, I'm begging you !!! Ur driving me crazy! Plz, tell me what happened !!! Please ...
In the end, I gave up. I went down, not forgetting to have a stick with me. Just in case. -I.. , I saw you with this girl! - I said, raising the stick
-With who?!
- Well, the girl you were kissing yesterday with! I wanted to surprise you and come to your mother's birthday and you ...
- Oh Anne! Anne, it was my cousin! If you do not believe me, ask my mother! I have not seen her for soo long, I had to hug her and kiss her ...
Oh, my God, I did not even think about it. Oh my God! How stupid I am ...
-I, I do not know what to say ... I'm sorry
-Oh honey, come here! - he pulled me to him and hugged me
"Maybe it will be better if I take you this stick," he whispered, and slowly took the stick out of my hand and threw it into the bushes.
I nestled in it and stayed there for a long time, and it was very nice. After a moment, Gilbert prevented this nice moment, he began to laugh like crazy, and I, together with him, laughed so loudly that Marilla stuck her head out of the kitchen and shouted that we have to be quieter because she would chase us with a stick. And then we started to cry with laughter, we literally rolled around the ground clutching our bellies, which terribly ached with laughter.
Then we went for a walk, we did not talk about anything, because every few meters I or Gilbert burst into laughter.
Later, I could not fall asleep for a long time, still having a view of a stick in front of my eyes, which caused more terror than Marilla herself.
.THE END.