We're broken people~ Adopted by Tyler Joseph

39~ twitter

"Tylerrrr!!" I say practically in tears running to him, holding my phone in my hands.

"Crystal are you okay??" He turns to me and stops making dinner. Jenna was doing the laundry so Tyler offered to "make" food. Which was just spaghetti. Something I've learned living here is that Tyler can't cook. He sucks at it.

I shook my head and show him my phone screen which read "twitter account locked"

"This is what you are upset about?" He says, very confused.

"Yes!! Tyler it got locked because I made this account like 4 years ago when I was 12!!"

"God I thought something bad happened to you. But why now did you get locked out?"

" I was stupid and tried to changed my birth year to my actual one and not 1999. Ugh I'm so pissed!" I say throwing my phone into the ground, breaking the screen protector on it.

I look at Tyler and quickly pick up my phone looking at the screen, "it's just the protector I can get a new one"

"so let me get this straight," he started, "you almost broke you phone, over a twitter account?"

I nod, "what about my followers?!??!?"

"Make a new account, it doesn't take forever to get followers"

"Your one to talk Tyler Joseph, you have millions followers on every social media so getting followers is easy for you!!" I paused and look at him, "can I use your id to get my account back?"

"Excuse me...my id?"

"Yeah!" I say showing him the form to get back my account, "I can put your name and send them your id, since are birthdays the same month it shouldn't be an issue"

"Crystal, I don't feel comfortable with giving them my personal information. People know enough about me they don't need to know more"

"Pleaseeeeee" I say giving him puppy dog eyes.

For the next ten minutes I begun to torture him about it.

Okay now I know it's just a twitter account but like it's my child.

I'm not over reacting now am I

Okay maybe a little bit.

"Pretty please tylerrrr????"

"Let's talk about this after dinner okay? Plus Jenna can give her input on this."

I nod and start to help set up for dinner.

~~

Dinner was good, I mean all Tyler really did was boil noodles and heat up sauce. I still want my twitter back

"So Jenna?"

"Yes?"

"Could I maybe use either Tyler or your id to get back into my twitter account? I got locked out for stupid reasons"

She nearly choked on her spaghetti, "my id? No way twitter is very sketchy"

"That's what I said!" Tyler replied

"Ughhhh" I say putting my hands over my face

"Crystal get a new account, it's not the end of the world"

"I know, but panic liked one of my tweets and it was my favorite!"

"But brendon likes your stuff all the time"

"I know but it was before he knew I existed!! Like I tweeted something stupid about a song and he liked it then." A/n this did happen to me and I'm still shook about it

"Well I don't know what to say"

"Well whatever" I say as I get up from the table.

I'm just gonna have to wait till their asleep to get my goddamn twitter back

~~

I wait till about 2 to go downstairs to find Tyler's wallet. He always places it on the counter and tonight it was there.

"Score!" I whisper

I open his wallet and find his driver license. I quickly take a picture of it and run back to my room.

I fill out the rest of the form and upload the picture and hit submit.

Not even an hour later I got an email saying that my twitter account was back and that I could go on it.

I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK I tweet before finally falling asleep

A/n so this sorta happened to me a few days ago. My twitter got locked for the same reason. No I did not smash my phone or take my parents Id or anything.