It's Called Being Sassy

Outta Bounds

Puck calls Quinn and Sam calls Santana the next day to call a meeting to talk over their strategies. Neither girl sees anything wrong with that and agrees.

The four go into an empty classroom and Puck shuts the door before eyeing the girls with crossed arms.

"What's your problem?" Santana snarks.

"You two are tryin to get with Mama." He states straight out.

"Of course." Quinn rolls her eyes. "That's what this whole thing is about. One of you gets to be her boyfriend and one of us gets to be her best friend."

He gives her a BS look. "Naw. You want to be her girlfriend."

She doesn't bat an eyelash. "You are way off base."

"You hate me but let me touch you just so you could touch her."

Santana laughs. "You actually did it?!"

"You did, too." Sam puts in.

Quinn looks at Santana with raised brows. "Wow."

Santana makes a face. "So what? Now you know."

"We're telling Mercy." Sam says.

Both girls' eyes widen.

"Yeah!" Puck comes forward. "It's not fair that you get to trick her into wanting to be with you! You been playin us since the beginning!"

"So?" Quinn sneers. "She deserves better than you two anyway."

Sam is lost. "Mercy is straight! You're straight!"

"You know nothing about us."

"Tell her." Santana doesn't care. "But I bet it doesn't go the way you plan."

Puck and Sam watch them leave, worried. Will Mercedes pick one of the girls over them?

MJ

Mercedes chews on her lip as she goes through her locker. She's a bit turned up about the weekend. It didn't go quite how she thought it would earlier in the week but she doesn't regret it.

It reminds her of how things used to be- before.

"Mama!" Puck calls from down the hall.

"Hi!" She brightens and waves.

He moves and she can see Sam behind him. Both march over to her. "Mama, we gotta talk."

"Please don't tell me you guys are back to fighting. I have not made a choice."

"Good." Sam feels safe in that answer. "But it's not about me and Puck."

"What's going on?" She frowns as she shuts her locker.

"We gotta talk." Puck repeats.

"In private." Sam adds.

The trio go to an empty classroom and the boys sit Mercedes down. She waits but neither says anything. "Good talk."

"They want you!" Puck blurts out.

Sam facepalms. "He's right."

"Who wants me to do what?" She is very confused.

"No, no." Puck shakes his head. "Q and Satan are after you."

"After me?" She's still bemused.

"Santana wants you like she did Brittany." Sam spells out.

"Q, too." Puck crosses his arms.

She's quiet for a full minute before laughing.

Were Quinn and Santana right? Will she not believe them? Both boys look at each other in worry.