It's Called Being Sassy

Boot Camp

"You look so cute!" Mercedes gushes.

"You know I'm not going to wear this at rehearsals." Marcy monotones.

"I wish you would."

"No."

Mercedes pouts for a few seconds then brightens. "Oh well! You're cute now!"

"So I'm only cute because I let you play Barbie with me?"

"You're not in a good mood, are you? Did you and Mal have a fight? He was quiet at breakfast."

"He was tired."

Mercedes looks at her until it clicks and her eyes widen. "You kept him up having sex last night!"

"Why are you whispering? We're the only ones here." Marcy indicates the two of them and the twins.

"You know he has school!" She slaps Marcy's arm lightly.

"How is that my problem?" Marcy hits her back.

"Ow! He's your man now! You have to care about him and his issues!"

"Worry about your issues. And you're late for school again."

Mercedes eeps. "Gotta go! Wear that later!"

"No!" Marcy sings as she shuts her bedroom door.

Mercedes huffs before racing downstairs and out the house.

MJ

"Where's Marc?" Laura asks.

"He's got meetings with the other members of KimchiStarz." Marcy flips a page in her book. "He leaves when Daddy leaves."

"Ugh! He's still doing that?!"

"You know you admire him creating a business at 17 and maintaining it for four years."

"I do not!" The blonde glares.

"Sure. Where's Grandpa?"

"Stop calling him that! He's with his parents."

"Why?"

"I'm with mine." Laura lifts a shoulder.

"Usually husbands and wives are together. But you do you."

Laura smacks her lips. "I hate you!"

"You're just joining this program already in progress."

"What does that even mean?"

Marcy sits up on her bed. "I'm thirsty. Want juice?"

"That's not what it means."

"Cute. Juice or naw?"

"Yes, I'll take juice."

Marcy leaves and comes back with juice. "Here you go."

"So let's talk about you and Jr. You're dating his girlfriend?"

Marcy groans.

MJ

"I can't wait for after glee!" Brittany vibrates.

"Why? It's just a house." Mercedes doesn't get it.

"Girl Chang said she had a great time." Santana snarks. "We want a great time."

"I'm not making out with you anymore!" Mercedes hisses.

Artie rolls up and hoots. "I sure hate I missed that!"