lisa: heck, my head hurts. chaeyoung, what happened last night?
rosé: well, you were drunk
lisa: and?
chaeyoung: you played a song on your phone, then laughed at how well "Sam sung" that night
lisa: oh-
rosé: ah, and that's not all. you were still thirsty at night; so, you went to the kitchen, took the iPhone you secretly had with you, put it in the blender and said you were making apple juice
lisa: wow, i do amazing things when i'm drunk
rosé: can't argue with that
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