BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 #𝟖𝟓: 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬

something's playing on the big screen..

jisoo: this movie is shit. literally none of it makes sense and there are like so many characters appearing, it's getting confusing.

jennie: that's because we're watching the bloody trailers. the movie hasn't even started yet.

jisoo: oh.

lisa: yah, the popcorn's disappeared again.

jennie: rosie probably has it.

rosé, stuffing her face with popcorn: no i don't.

lisa: YO YOU'RE EATING ALL THE POPCORN-

everyone: shhh!!

jennie: sit down, dog.

jisoo: ouch.

lisa: chong-ah.

rosé: yeah?

lisa: gimme some popcorn.

jennie: don't. she'll start a war.

lisa: aniiiiii-

jisoo: shut up, i want to see that little girl get her face plunged into the toilet. that's the best trailer ever. credits to the director and the girl.

jennie: oh my-

rosé: NOOOOOOOO MY FREAKIN' SODA!!!

everyone: SHHHH!!!

jennie: Y'ALL SHUT UP *glares at the audience behind her, who all gulp in return*

lisa: yeah, you tell them unni-

jennie: you too, manoban.

after 5 minutes, someone's phone rings..

lisa: ah, what the heck.

rosé: whoever's it is. shut that thing up 'cause the real movie's about to start and the screen told us to switch off our mobile phones or keep it on silent.

lisa: wait, screens can talk?

jisoo: if they told us verbally, i'd actually listen. i didn't see the warning on the screen so technically i don't care.

jenlichaeng: wow.

jisoo: i know.

jennie, whisper-screaming: wait a minute. IS THAT YOUR PHONE!?

jisoo: probably.

lisa: yeah it is. it's, like, blinking over there.

jisoo: meh, i don't even know how to turn that thing off.

rosé: what.

jennie: unnie, you've had that phone for several months, yet you don't know how to silence calls?

jisoo: pretty much.

lisa: okay, that thing is a n n o y i n g me. switch it off before i break it.

jisoo: break it. i give zero fucks.

rosé: this real drama is better than whatever's happening on the screen.

some dude: hey, turn off your phone! we're all getting irritated and distracted.

jisoo: then stick your fingers in your ears and you won't be irritated and distracted anymore.

that same dude: seriously, can't you just switch it off?

jisoo: no.

jennie: ugh, give me that. *grabs her phone and tries to switch it off but ends up increasing the volume* what the f-