BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 # 𝟗𝟐: 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞

(a/n: so, i previously unpublished this one because me being stupid decided to publish it while it was still unfinished, but now here's the full version of it!)

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lisa: no.

rosé: we didn't even start

jennie: she's just probably being impatient and is blurting out random words

lisa: i don't like what we're doing

jisoo, holding the pan upside down: what's wrong with baking?

jenlichaeng: ...

jisoo: what?

jennie: nothing.

five minutes later..

rosé: what are we even making again?

jennie: oh my goodness, rosie. for the last time, we're baking a cake

lisa: jisoo unnie pass me the flour

jisoo: 'kay *passes her the salt bag unknowingly*

lisa: *adds in the entire bag in*

lisa: frosting.

jisoo: *hands her mayonnaise*

lisa: *does the same as the salt bag*

rosé: can i taste it yet?

lisa, mixing the ingredients: actually yeah why not?

rosé: t h a n k s *grabs a spoon and tastes the mix*

also rosé: *regretting her life decisions and saying her last prayers*

jennie: is it good?

rosé:

lisa: i think she likes it, silence usually means something good

jisoo: that's not how silence works

jennie: it looks kinda watery though

lisa: what do you mean? i added in the right amount of everything

jennie: hmm *dips a finger in the mix and tastes it*

lisoo: do you like it?

jennie, gagging: shit, i need to barF-

rosé: I'LL COME WITHHHHH-

chaennie: *runs away to the bathroom*

lisa: i don't get it

jisoo: i'm pretty sure we did everything right 

lisa: wait *tastes the mix*

jisoo: it's good, right?

lisa, yelling: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRD SHIT!?

jisoo: what

lisa: there's mayonnaise in there!

jisoo: what the fuck

lisa: AND WHY IS IT SOOOOOOOO SALTY!? DID YOU GIVE ME THE SALT BAG INSTEAD OF THE FLOUR ONE!?

jisoo: *looks at the table where the flour stays in perfect shape on there, then looks back at lisa* no..?

lisa: ...

jisoo: but oh no i don't think it became salty because of that bag. the amount of toxicity inside of you caused that as well :)

lisa: shut up >:(