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𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟖𝟕: 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 (𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞) 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭

at a haunted house... (not the fun/scary house you visit in halloween, an actual scary place)

jennie: i forgot what we're doing

lisa: i literally just told you like a second ago, didn't you hear me?

jennie, on her phone: *looks up at lisa* sorry, could you repeat that?

lisa:

rosé: why are we even here, though?

jisoo: because haunted houses are great

jennie, finally realizing what's going on: WHAT!? BUT WE AGREED ON NOT GOING ANYWHERE SCARY!

lisa: shut up and- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

jenchuchaeng: ???

lisa: WHERE'S MY CAMERA!?

rosé: i don't know

jennie: maybe you left it in the car?

lisa: no, i swear i brought it with me

jisoo: the ghosts took it

lisa: *slaps jisoo's arm*

jisoo: ow! what!? i'm just saying

rosé: um jisoo unnie, please don't expect us to start believing in those stupid pale floaters that come out of dead beings *moving her arms around confusedly*

jennie: they're called ghosts, rosie-

rosé: yeah. i knew that

lisa: no you didn't. you just called them pale floaters

rosé: it's called giving them a nickname. they needed it and besides, my description perfectly described their looks *walks further into the darkness*

jennie: now wait a second, we're actually not going in that room right? can't we just stay near the light?

lisa: yeah i just realized our guide ran away from us

rosé: what guide? we came here as four

jennie: uh guys...

chaelisa: what?

jennie: we're not four... anymore

lisa: what do you- where's jisoo unnie?

jisoo, standing behind them with a map in her hand: what are you guys talking about? i'm literally right here

jenlichaeng: AHHJWDNWQGFNEQFBLQBEFASALLKDMQRKOTKGOMGJNBDBWODBQFQUACKMJDSVNEJVNJEQKNVNJQECNLKSEGMKELRGMNVQJCJOENCQJOEFJWNFNOEJAONFJALKFNBHRAFKBGERJVNAALVBLBVGRGVANOBERNVGIEUAVGAHEIUGHDFJGNJSNVSLKMACDKSCQELWFNAERHLIGJRHRMEKDFMWO-

jisoo: you guys are so stupid *opens the map* we're supposed to be exploring the place, we've been called here for a reason

lisa: SAY YOU'RE SORRY

jisoo: no

rosé: okay whatever, can we all just do our jobs?

jennie: i still don't know what we're doing here

jisoo: ugh, we've been asked to investigate this home that no one has ever set foot in and find the remaining dead bodies from that recent murder.

lisa: wrong.

jisoo: what?

lisa: 'this home that no one has ever set foot in...' what the fuck are our feet standing on then, huh? wood!?

jisoo: yes, you stupid fuck face, this floor is made of wood

jennie: shut up you two, we're here for a mission