BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟏𝟎𝟒: 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜

jisoo, walking into the titanic: wow this ship is huge i wonder how many KFC restaurants can fit in here

rosé: why is that the first thought that comes to your mind when we're entering

lisa: let her be, even i've never seen a ship as big as this one

rosé: that's not what i was talking about brUh

jennie: woah doesn't this ship actually divide the lower and upper classes?

jisoo: yeah, unfortunately. this means we'll have to split up

jennie: how so? we're all upper-classed

jisoo: lisa isn't

lisa: wtf :(

jisoo: i'm kidding... unless?

lisa: stfu i'm an upper-classed hot woman

rosé: that's what the people who work in the boiler rooms say.

lisa: shut up chipmunk

rosé: i was being honest!

jennie, patting her head: maybe a bit too honest

jisoo: okay y'all we better find our way before this ship starts moving

jenlichaeng: alright

in the upper-class territory on the titanic...

jennie: i thought you said we'd be getting first-class service here

jisoo: yeah i know

jennie: dude this place is literally what economy class on a plane looks like; cramped, not even two beds, and are you sure this is even a room and not a toilet???

jisoo: what do you expect, we're in the 1910s!

lisa: yeah you either choose to stay in here or get walked-the-plank off this ship

rosé: lisa that's what pirates do.

lisa, whining: stop corRECTING MEEEEEE

jennie: so y'all admit this room is the size of a toilet?

jisoo: idk find out yourself

rosé: we should unpack

jenchuli: agreed *picks up their bags from the floor*

blackpink:

the room:

lisa: there's no fucking space

jennie: i knew i should've stayed home at least my place has a damn spacious bedroom

jisoo: this feels like we're kidnapped but we're in a compressed box on a ship that's heading to somewhere exotic

lisa: you basically just described madagascar

jisoo: oh

rosé: it's okay we can just utilize the space below the bed

jennie: bed. a single bed. oh my goodness i'm going to suffocate to death on a single bed

jisoo: what, do you want the bed to be married for you to not die?

jennie: no.

rosé: then are you saying that you don't sleep on only one bed?

jennie:

lisa: omg does this explain how my bed disappeared last time???

jennie: it had an almost-broken leg, i did you a favor by taking it away