BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟏𝟎𝟓: 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐲𝐬. (𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟒: 𝐟𝐧𝐚𝐟 𝟒 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧)

in a kid's bedroom, 12:01 AM...

jennie: oh great, now we're in some kid's bedroom

lisa: where even is the kid??

jisoo: istg if that kid is one of irene unnie's henchmen then i'm leaving

rosé: we can't, this is our last night shift

lisa: you seriously expect me to believe that this is an office when i literally see kid's toys surrounding us?

rosé: yes.

jennie: hey if this is a house, then the exit is the front door which means we can LEAVE

rosé: hey if this is a house filled with animatronics, then the exit is the front door which is blocked which also means we CANNOT leave

jennie: why would they even have animatronics at a house. they tryna turn their home into a circus??

lisa: we'd be dressed up as clowns then

rosé: we don't need clown makeup to be clowns 🤡

jisoo: man this place is even scarier than the offices we worked at

lisa: hold on, we're working here!??!

jisoo: yeah apparently

jennie: y'all sure we didn't just break into someone's house

rosé: we didn't even come through any door

lisa: what

jisoo: wait so then how tf did we get in

rosé: idk

jennie: k so how many animatronics are here this time?

rosé: oh boy, so this is where things get complicated.

lisa: what do you mean by that

rosé: the animatronics... have changed again

jisoo: at this point, wbk

jennie, joking around: maybe they look scarier or something lmao 

rosé: oh she got it right

jennie: excuse me what

jisoo: stupid

lisa: they can't be scarier than the older ones though right??

rosé: uhhhh no they're WAY more scarier than them

the closet: *weird shuffling noises*

lisa: narnia, is that you?

jennie, actually petrified: lisa shut up before i cry

lisa: lololol

jisoo: i'll check it *goes up to the closet and sees a foxy plushie* hey i found the fox

rosé: don't touch it!

jisoo: *returns* k 

jennie: hey what's this door behind us? *motioning backwards*

lisa: the room that contains your sleep-paralysis demon

jennie: but you're right in front of me.

lisa: ...

chaesoo: lmfao

rosé: this door *opens the door and reveals three freddy plushies* is where freddy will emerge

jisoo: hey lisa what was teddy's (pun) name again

lisa: um teddy?

jennie: she's not talking about our producer dumbass she's talking about the bear