BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟏𝟎𝟐: 𝐚𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐦𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫

lisa: i agree

jennie: no one said anything?

lisa: no i'm just pretending to understand what the guide is saying

rosé: what's there to even understand when the information is already right in front of you on these signs *points and the info cards of each sea creature*

jisoo: FISHIESSSSSS!!

lisa: is she okay-

rosé: apparently not

jisoo: guys omg we should totally go and see the stingrays

lisa: and risk getting stung??? no way haha

jennie: this bitch is stupid

jisoo: yah lalisa, you do realize that there's glass preventing the sea animals from harming us, right?

rosé: wait is that why they're caged in glass?

jennie: duh

jisoo: i'm pretty sure it's us that's caged though

rosé: hey guys, let's go and get temporary fish tattoos!

jennie: yeah!

lisa: i want that one! *points at the beluga whale tattoo*

rosé: i want the beluga whale one

lisa: hey, i asked for it first!

rosé: too bad you didn't specify

jennie: you both can get the same tattoo, it doesn't matter

chaelisa: okay...

a while later at the whales section...

jennie: guys did i ever mention that i'm fluent in whale language?

also jennie: *making absolutely concerning screeching noises, similar to the ones she made in hawaii lol*

rosé: oh my goodness tell her to shut up or else we'll feed her to the sharks

jisoo: mandu shut up or else we'll feed you a shark

lisa: that's not what chae said-

jennie: what does a shark even taste like

lisa: wouldn't you like to know?

jennie: nope. *continues making horrible whale noises*

jisoo: lmao chaeng she sounds like your stomach on a rampage to get food

rosé: shut up

lisa: okay jennie unnie we get it, you suck at whale and have watched finding nemo and finding dory a lot

rosé: GUYS I FOUND NEMOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHA- *points at a clown fish*

jisoo: *slaps her arm* shut up oh my goodness the whales can even hear you through the glass

lisa: wait guys how do whales have sex

jennie: i-

jisoo: oh my actual goodness

rosé: maybe through the hole where water comes out

jennie: the hole is supposed to be below. why the heck is it on top

lisa: maybe they like the public to know what they're doing

jenchuchaeng: *visible disgust evident in their faces*

rosé: lmao imagine two whales doing the nasty and one of them is like on top of the other

jisoo: you mean literal acrobatics??