in the thick sheet of darkness we call 'night', a slender girl with bangs is found creeping towards the kitchen, mumbling incoherent words under her breath.
right now, the rest of BLACKPINK are all deep in slumber in their respective rooms. it was quite a long day indeed, as they all had been working on several songs from sunrise up until now.
"okay...i've got to be really quiet." the girl whispers to herself, making sure she isn't caught or heard. yes, she may be acting like some sort of spy, but has she forgotten that no one would be downstairs tonight? if so, then why is she whispering creepily to herself?
she enters the kitchen stealthily, the light above her flickering for a split second, sending her into complete shock on the inside. she waits for a couple of moments until the light stops flickering and when it does, she proceeds to continue her mission.
she appears in front of the island in the middle of the kitchen, tip-toeing her way around it. acting like a spy when no one's around is sort of her specialty she thinks, but in reality, it's just something that she always gets into trouble for.
stopping in front a top cabinet, she reaches up to grab the handle. she finds herself on her toes, annoyed at the fact that her birth-gifted height isn't really helping at all.
"let's just make this real quick," another weirdly whisper-toned sentence exits her mouth.
she jumps on top of the counter, the bottom of her feet making harsh contact with the coolness of the marble-stained smoothness. she winces before standing up on it and reaches out of the handle again. but again, despite her long legs, it just isn't a height she can reach.
after a minute of trying to reach the prize — that was a jar of cookies — on the highest shelf, she finally gives up.
she lets a defeated groan escape her lips, accidentally stomping her foot backwards on a set of tools placed on the counter top earlier this morning. though, it's not trying not to fall that's she's trying to maintain, but trying to keep a scream that's on the verge of being blurted out from her very own mouth.
one of the tools had cut the skin on her ankle, sending a wave of pain through her entire body.
the girl-in-pain clutches onto the edge of the cabinet in front of her. the scream is coming out through the gaps between her fingers, but is also muffled with the help of her other hand. it then stops, making her sigh in relief.
but then she realizes something; if she just stopped her scream from exiting her mouth with her both her hands, then what's supporting her from falling do-
CRASH!
her body back flops towards the floor effortlessly, causing a huge amount of destruction and noise throughout the entire house.
she had fallen down to the floor, reenacting a bowling ball striking pins, except the pins were the chairs near the island counter.
"oh craP," was the first thing to come out of her mouth. she clutches her ankle and back in pain and the kitchen lights suddenly came on.
hissing at the brightness of the lights, she finds a slim girl staring at her like she just caused world war 3.
"what in the name of glazed donuts are you doing in the kitchen at 4 AM!?" she screams at the thai girl.
lisa winces due to her loud tone and instantly tells her to shut it and keep it down.
"chaeyoungie, i was hungry! so i went to get some cookies, but turns out that even getting a jar of it is such a task!" she exhales, clearly annoyed. her ankle was still being clutched by one of her hands.
"ugh, what happened to you then? and why the hell did something that caused a huge commotion fall down!?" chaeyoung crosses her arms.
"um..this happened cause i fell backwards from the kitchen counter over there," lisa points at the counter behind her, "and it was the spoons' fault! they cut my ankle, loooooook!"
chaeyoung walks towards her, a sigh escaping her lips, "serves you right, you're an idiot."
"you know, if it was you in my place, those spoons would've sent you flying to pluto, then bump on the surface of a rocket ship, fly back down to earth like a fireball, and come in contact with either jisoo or kuma."
chaeyoung blinks at her.
lisa blinks back at her.
"what?" they both say in unison.
"ugh, shut up. we don't want to make too much of noise."
"yeah, yeahhhh."
a moment of silence was then held, until chaeyoung broke it.
"so, since you were getting cookies, mind if i have some too?"
"sure, i guess. not like i can stop you anyways since you're too greedy."
"am not!"
"are too!"
and it went on and on and on until they eventually got the cookies to eat.
y'all, a simplified version of this:
lisa in the kitchen at 4 AM: okay this is easy, i'm going to do this without making any noise
also lisa: *literally just walks in; collides with a chair, accidentally breaks a door, spills a can of beans, drops a couple of utensils, falls off a counter, sets the kitchen on fire, and breaks a few bones*
chaeyoung: *running like a madwoman towards the kitchen and turns the lights on* what the heck is going on in this christian hoUSE!?
lisa: *making the weirdest pose on the floor with fire all around her* hey thereee~
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