(a/n: hope y'all are safe despite the conditions out there! k i'm gonna let y'all read while i scream after realizing that blacktwicevelvet may be having comebacks in june)
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jennie: ughhhhhhhhhh this is so boooooooooooooooooooringgggggggggggggggg
lisa: ikr we've been in here for over 2 months now and i haven't been able to take dalgom-ah for a walk
jisoo: bruh you don't even walk him right, you d r a g him across the floor
lisa: at least he doesn't fight back
jisoo: yeah because unlike you, he's considerate
rosé: oh my goodness just shut up. bantering won't help solve our situation
jennie: yeah honestly, why are we even stuck at home
lisa: so we don't die
jennie: no but what are we trying not to die from
rosé: i think a germ
jenchuli:
rosé:
jennie: a what
lisa: a germ? are you stupid
rosé: no! they really said we're not supposed to go outside or else we'll get the germ inside us or something
jisoo: that is the dumbest thing you've ever said. we all have germs in our bodies so why are we trying not to get another one?
rosé: ugh you don't get it, this germ is extremely powerful
lisa: sounds like a final boss or something
jisoo: yeah me and lisa will kick their ass cuz we're good at games *high-fives lisa*
jennie: no you two won't because you'll be fined if you go out there
lisa: that's so stupid. like, why take our money just for stepping outside
rosé: BECAUSE YOU'LL D I E
jisoo: stop freaking out oh my goodness
rosé: i was just emphasizing the "die" bit
jennie: sounded more like you were emphasizing the entire sentence
jisoo: okay but why can't we get out of the house. it's like we're in a movie or something
lisa: birdbox.
rosé, looking around: where????
lisa: i meant the movie, pabo
rosé: oh
jennie: that involves not looking anywhere. in our case, we're not even supposed to show our bodies out there
rosé: i sometimes question the way you interpret things
lisa: so we can't walk naked outside?
jisoo: that's stupid why would we even walk outside while being naked
jennie: you both are literally the dumbest people i've ever met
jisoo: okay whatever but why are we trying not to die from a germ
rosé: as i said, this germ is extremely contagious
lisa: where is it i'm gonna fight it
jisoo: just eat it and no one will die
jennie: actually lisa might die
rosé: why are we suddenly making lisa the sacrifice
jennie: because she's a bold little girl
YOU ARE READING
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