BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟏𝟎𝟏: 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 (𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟐: 𝐟𝐧𝐚𝐟 𝟐 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧)

(a/n: same game, same objective, just different visuals. as i said, i recommend you watch or play fnaf 2 before reading the below. that is, of course, up to you whether you want to get a brief overview of the game or not. ciao~)

jennie: oh my goodness we're back here again

rosé: no i'm pretty sure it's different now. this place doesn't trap us in with doors and there are suddenly air vents

lisa: oh no no no no no no no no-

jisoo: *grabs duct tape and tapes lisa's mouth*

lisa: MmFMmM!? *confused screaming*

jisoo: don't swear at me! i'm older than you!

rosé: how'd you understand her?

jisoo: i didn't. i just presumed she was swearing at me

lisa: *slaps jisoo's shoulder* mMmMM!

jisoo: how dare yOU *slaps her back*

rosé: anyways, sorry guys. this was my fault *mutters the rest* but since whygee (yg lol) won't give us a freakin' comeback i had to get us side jobs

jennie: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT US BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE WE ALMOST DIED

rosé: you're exaggerating, unnie. we finished the night shift just in time-

jennie: 𝚆̶̶̶𝙴̶̶̶ 𝙰̶̶̶𝙻̶̶̶𝙼̶̶̶𝙾̶̶̶𝚂̶̶̶𝚃̶̶̶ 𝙳̶̶̶𝙸̶̶̶𝙴̶̶̶𝙳̶̶̶ 𝙲̶̶̶𝙷̶̶̶𝙰̶̶̶𝙴̶̶̶-𝙵̶̶̶𝚄̶̶̶𝙲̶̶̶𝙺̶̶̶𝙸̶̶̶𝙽̶̶̶𝙶̶̶̶-𝚈̶̶̶𝙾̶̶̶𝚄̶̶̶𝙽̶̶̶𝙶̶̶̶

jisoo: man, if you keep yelling then for sure we'll die

rosé: what she said *pointing at jisoo*

lisa: is it the same objective though? surviving till 6 AM?

rosé: yeah pretty much there's no difference except for the new looks the animatronics have gotten

lisa: woah i wanna see what ash, max and sal look like now!

jennie: bruh istg if they look like toys then-

jisoo: lol they really do *showing the girls the animatronics from the cameras on stage*

rosé: wow and i thought lisa puts too much of blush

lisa: *incoherent cursing*

rosé: so um guys brief warning, we now have 11 animatronics installed here so here comes the death signal lmao 

jisoo: why do you look like you're dying

rosé: idk

jennie: what the shit why do we now have to defend ourselves against 11 animatronics!?

lisa: yeah that and also i found this *holds up a freddy fazbear head*

rosé: huh, halloween came early.

jisoo: hey isn't that sal's head?

lisa: oh dang, you right. bro who ripped the poor bear's head off!?

jennie: poor bear? oh for the love of milk ice-cream THAT BEAR TRIED TO KILL US

rosé: technically he tried to kill you because of your words

jennie: how do words make a robot bear attack you

jisoo, straightforwardly: insults. 

jennie: ah-