well, there's the straightforward idiot:
near the swimming pool...
jisoo, drowning in the swimming pool: gLuB gloBeLuBoLJhBNFBHsfNLJNDbfXxD-
jenlisa: *walking towards the swimming pool and sees jisoo*
jisoo: help me i'm drowning!
lisa, lamely watching jisoo drown: drink the water
jennie: lisa wtf that's not even what you're supposed to say
lisa: oh yeah oops sorry i meant just eat the water to not die lol
jisoo: *decides to drown rather than follow lisa's suggestion*
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then there's that one person who believes in the impossible:
in yg's dungeo- i mean, building...
rosé, walking into their room with her members: what a lovely day to check out a map to see where we will go next to perform
jennie: k guys look at the map
the map:
rosé:
the map:
rosé:
the map:
rosé, pointing at the map: flat earth confirmed.
jisoo, dramatically dropping her chikin: I JUST WANTED A PEACEFUL DAY-
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and then we have that one political reporter who has no idea of what she's doing:
jennie, to a random citizen: do you support trump
citizen: why would i have to support a card lol
jennie, to another random citizen: do you support a blond man
citizen, who's actually a kid: what the heck was his mother thinking when she agreed to give birth to him
jennie: ah-
jennie, to a spanish man: do you support the president of america
male citizen, speaking in spanish: solo quiero conseguir mi taco (i just wanna get my taco)
jennie: i only understood taco
jennie: okay so apparently it seems like you're new. how did you get into this country, sir?
male citizen: ilegalmente (illegally)
jennie:
two seconds later...
male citizen, sobbing as he gets handcuffed by a cop: solo quería cruzar la frontera! (i just wanted to cross the border!)
rosé, passing by to see how jennie's doing: hey unnie, how's life at work?
jennie, deadpanning: meaningless.
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also, we're forgetting the best academic learner:
at the dorms with jennie and rosé...
YOU ARE READING
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