BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟖𝟒: 𝐚 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐞'𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐦

in the car..

lisa: are we there yet? are we there yet ? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there y-

jisoo: shut up

rosé: don't be rude to her, unnie. she's just asking you if we've reached..

jisoo: FOR THE PAST 1 HOUR THOUGH!?

rosé: *shrugs* hey, i couldn't even hear her since i was busy sleeping

jennie: yo guys forget that, i... think i took the wrong turn

the rest of blackpink: what.

jennie: uh, i went left instead of right-

lisa: SO WE'RE LOST!?

jennie: *sighs* precisely.

jisoo: welp, at least i have time to play a few more rounds of overwatch

rosé: where the heck did you get that from?

jisoo: home

rosé: and how did you manage to fit it in this cramped car?

jisoo: are you wearing glass eyeballs or what? look at the size of my PSP

rosé: oh, never mind then

walking towards twice's dorm..

lisa: are we there yet? are we the-

jisoo: can i just fling her off this building?

chaennie: no.

jennie: this hallway is so long that i can literally turn it into a catwalk

jisoo: do it, i dare you

jennie: okay- *trips on her own feet*

rosé: bruh

jensoo:

lisa: are we there ye- IS THIS IT!?

jisoo: i think so, look at the other dorm room doors and look at twice's

rosé: oof, it's very flashy

jennie: no, that's just the light emitting on the other side of this door-

jihyo: hi!

blackpink:

jihyo: uh, hi?

lisa: what, oHHHH HEY JIHYO UNNIE!!!!! HOW'S YOU AND DANNY BOI!?

rosé: okay i changed my mind, jisoo unnie please fling her off this building

jisoo: gladly *picks lisa up and carries her away*

lisa: NOOOOOOOOO- unnie you still have to tell me about it later!

jihyo: ..right

jennie: how the fuck is she able to carry her when she's like size of your hand, rosie?

rosé: i don't know, nan molla ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jennie: whatever, let's just leave them and go inside

inside twice's dorm..

sana: WHERE'S MY BLOW DRYER!?

chaeyoung: you're blowing a driver? WHAT-

momo: YAH TURN THE MUSIC DOWNNNNNNNNNN

dahyun: moVE BEACH

jihyo: Y'ALL STOP! BLACKPINK IS HERE!!

tzuyu: fucking hell, finall- OW!