𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟕𝟔: 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬

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lisa: guys guys guys guys guys guys-

rosé: WHAT

lisa: what lesson do we have next

jisoo: we're in our dorm, class finished like hours ago

lisa: so then why did i wake up?

jisoo: i don't kn- PARK CHAEYOUNG PUT DOWN THE FROZEN YOGURT THAT'S MINE I LABELLED IT AS MINE CAN'T YOU SEE!?

lisa, rolling her eyes sarcastically: talk about a loud person please

jisoo: there's this girl in my homeroom, and she's pretty loud-

rosé: no you idiot, she meant you were being loud

jisoo: don't bloody talk back to me, frozen-yogurt-thief

rosé: sorry what? *literally stuffing the yogurt in her mouth*

jisoo: fucking heLL COME BACK HERE

lisa; i gotta film this so i can watch it in hell after jisoo unnie kills me for laughing at her while chasing the little chipmunk

jisoo: LISA WHY ARE YOU FILMING THIS

lisa: for jesus...or satan and i to watch

rosé: I SHALL PURIFY YOU SO THAT SATAN CAN NEVER THROW YOU INTO THE FIRE *dumps the yogurt on lisa's head*

jisoo: YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY FROM ME, SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DUMPING YOGURT ON LISA'S HEAD!?

rosé: to purify her?

lisa: ah fuck, NOW I'LL PURIFY YOU *grabs a pan and throws it at chaeyoung*

rosé: *dodges it and it hits jisoo in the face*

jisoo: *flies back onto the couch in a weird position*

lisa: oh shit, unnie are okay!?!?!??!?! *jumps onto the couch*

rosé: look what you did!

lisa: YOU BROUGHT THIS UP ON ALL OF US SO SHUT UP

rosé: NO YOU SHUT U- *sits on the remote and turns the TV on*

frozen plays

jisoo, with the pan stuck to her face: guys omg shut the fuck up, this is my favorite movie

lisa: wow that was freakishly timed

rosé: right, i guess i'll be getting the popcorn then