BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟖𝟔: 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

in someone's house..

jisoo, with a monotone voice: what are we doing here?

lisa: i don't know

jennie: we're babysitting you dumb bitches

rosé: i don't see the baby

jennie: what are you even talking about, rosie? it's in your arms

rosé: oh.

jisoo: ew, what is that

lisa: a baby

jisoo: where did you even come from?

lisa: i was already here

jisoo: oh, i thought you were the baby. you seemed ugly for a second there

lisa: >:(

jennie: stop it

rosé: okay the baby's here. now what do we do?

jisoo: i don't know

lisa: i said that before

jisoo: good for you

jennie: come to think of it... who's baby is it?

jisoo:

lisa:

rosé:

jennie: it probably belongs to that old lady we don't know

lisa: eh, could be

a few seconds later..

jennie: guys, i don't think we're supposed to be here

jisoo: okay let's leave

jenlisa: agreed-

rosé: WAIT!

jennie: what?

rosé: we can't just leave this baby here. it's all alone

lisa: i have a plan

jenchuchaeng: what is it?

lisa: you guys stay with the baby and i'll leave

jisoo: what the fuck, no

jennie: ugh, guys. we have to do this together- ROSEANNE PARK WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON THE BABY!?

rosé: i'm babysitting. isn't this what you're supposed to do?

jisoo: you look so dumb right now *takes a photo of her*

lisa: chaeyoung-ah, get off the baby

rosé: but then i won't be babysitting-

jennie: just shut up and get off the baby

2 hours later..

rosé: ewwwwww why is there so much of porridge in the fridge?

jisoo: it's for the baby, you dumbass

lisa: i'm sOOOOOOO hunGRY! pleAsE gIvE mE sOmE fOoODd

jennie: did you and the baby switch souls?

jisoo: the baby can't even talk *pokes the baby's cheek*

baby: wAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lisa: oh my god tell it to shut up

rosé: shut up

jennie: not literally, you idiot