BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟗𝟖: 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 (𝐟𝐭. 𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐞)

at some random place even i don't know...

jennie: okay, who the hell did it?

lisa: what

jisoo: i think she meant who kidnapped us

rosé: wait what we're being kidnapped at the moment?

jisoo: *facepalms* 

lisa: even i didn't know we were being kidnapped

jennie: we've literally got the two dumbest maknaes in our group smh

jisoo: lol at least they're good servants

jennie: ???

rosé: uh we get her whatever she wants...

jennie: and what happens when y'all don't comply?

lisa: she throws dalgom at us-

rosé: no, only at you

lisa: -right, only at me and oh my goodness that dog is a nightmare

jisoo: it's not my fault you did something bad to him

lisa: WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

jisoo: EVERYTHING

jennie: shut up you two

lisoo: k

rosé: sigh, why does every place we go into always result in us trying to figure things out

lisa: yeah first we got stuck in that house with a baby we weren't even supposed babysit, then in a haunted house we never solved the mystery of and then almost died at a pizzeria with dumb, weird looking robots

jennie: they're called aNiMaTrOnICs

jisoo: honestly at this point no one even cares about what they're called

rosé: hey guys look at that *points at a note stabbed into the door with a knife*

jennie, completely clueless of the note: why are we looking at a door?

chulichaeng: *giving jennie annoyed looks* look at the damn note, you idiot

jennie: okay damn *is finally staring at the note*

jisoo: i'm gonna go read it- *walks towards the door*

rosé: no no no no no *yanks jisoo back* you should definitely not be the one reading it

jisoo: what the fuck why

lisa: remember last time? when you tried to read a note?

jisoo: 

lisa:

jisoo:

lisa:

jisoo: hey could you maybe remind me aga-

lisa: OH MY GOODNESS YOU COULDN'T READ THE ENGLISH 

jennie: smh stop my ears are bleeding

rosé: no guys it's not in english

jisoo, sarcastically: then what is it in? french? *totally being salty*

rosé: um no..? it's in korean.

lisa: uh-

jennie: oh-

jisoo: ah-

rosé: eh- 

jennie: wait but then the way we're talking is technically in english

lisa: yeah but that's only for the sake of the readers understanding us