BLACKPINK: a book full of crap ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) ✔️

𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟗𝟔: 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰! (𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭)

jennie: so, did you girls here the news?

jisoo: yeah. i can't believe they're removing chicken wings from the cafeteria because they think it's unhealthy

jennie: um, no not that news

lisa: then what's the news?

jennie: we're going to have our own reality show!

rosé: is it going to be food-related?

jennie: no, but it's-

rosé: *leaves*

jennie: 

lisa: wow

jisoo: ehhh

jennie: well, whatever. i think the cameras come in today and will start by the time afternoon comes by

jisoo: that's like in a few hours. who's letting us know?

jennie: the cameramen will come and inform us when to get ready and all-

cameraman, whispering: change of plans girls, you're already on camera

jennie, failing to shut her dropped jaw: wait what y'aLL DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME TIME TO PUT ON LIPSTICK!

lisa, staring into the camera's lens: touché

jisoo, unbothered: so, are you our cameraman?

cameraman: *nods*

jisoo: well bye i'm gonna find chaengie

jenlisa: ah-

a few minutes later..

rosé: NOOOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNA GET OFF THE BEDDDDD!!!!!

jisoo: oh my goodness it's not like you're going to die if you don't come down and see what's happening

cameraman, whispering again: good job girls, keep the action going!

jisoo, turning her head around with a shocked expression: wait what the fuck i thought the cameras weren't allowed in the bedrooms at least?

cameraman, shrugging: i guess there's another change of plans. besides, you do know that reality shows have cameras that are inside bedrooms, right?

jisoo: ???

cameraman: you know... like the kardashians?

jisoo: who?

cameraman: the kardashians

jisoo: i don't know who they are

rosé: i think he means those plastic barbie dolls girls play with

jisoo, raising an eyebrow at rosé: but anyways we weren't informed about the new changes, let alone that we were gonna have a reality show

cameraman: but one of you does know

jisoo: yeah but why tell that forgetful girl rather than all of us?

cameraman: idk lol *walks away to find jennie*

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confessional - jisoo