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𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 #𝟗𝟔: 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐲 (𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏: 𝐟𝐧𝐚𝐟 𝟏 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧)

(a/n: sooooo this is a new 'series' here which involves the girls being inside video games. this talk was inspired by Five Nights at Freddy's 1, which is an indie horror game that requires you to survive a night shift in a pizzeria from 12-6 AM. i recommend you either play or watch gameplays of it to get a better understanding of what happens in the game and to get a brief idea of what the below is all about too. ciao~)

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12:00 AM, in the camera room...

lisa: this place gives me the creeps.

jisoo: don't worry. all we have to do is watch the robots and make sure the systems are functioning well

lisa: wow just a second ago you were clueless as to what we were doing and now all of a sudden you know?

jisoo, holding up the application letter sent to them: it was on the letter.

lisa: ah-

rosé: so, how does this thing work again? *slaps the monitor*

jennie: if you slap it like that you'll never find out

the monitor: *beeping and blinking red*

jisoo: uh why is the monitor blinking?

jennie: i don't know

lisa: of course you wouldn't. you've been staring at your insta profile ever since we got here

jennie: whatever *goes back to looking at her instagram*

rosé: *turns the monitor on and it shows the storage room*

lisa: is that a dungeon?

jisoo: why would we be taking care of a dungeo- oh.

jennie: it looks like our company's basement

rosé: good to see you're finally paying attention

jennie: meh. *stares at the camera in her hand* why do we have to vlog this entire thing? it's stupid

lisa: we're vlogging this because we've heard of some horrible rumors from this place about kids getting killed and we wanna get it on video if it ever happens today

jennie: you want to get us killed... on video?

rosé: how convenient, accepting an offer of working in a place that somehow gets kids killed

lisa: yeah sad, right?

rosé: we're going to DIE.

jisoo: don't exaggerate, chaeng. we'll be fiiiiiine

jennie: anyways, is this like a thing for viewing cameras in each of the rooms?

lisa, holding a manual: yeah apparently. it's seen in the manual-

jisoo: get that thing away from me or else i'll yawn

lisa: *yeets the book somewhere* 

jennie: so i was thinking about-

rosé: i don't believe you've ever thought about something before

jennie: s h u t  u p

jennie: as i was saying, i was thinking that we all go together so that none of us almost die like last time

lisa, gesturing to chaesoo: aight, who's gon' tell her what really happened that day?

rosé: *starts whistling*

jisoo, with sincerity in her voice: wait what are we talking about again?

lisa: oh my goodness

jennie: ???