(a/n: again, same as the related previous chapter(s). check out the gameplay, then come back - or idk lol. edit: also why the heck was this not published????)
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in a broken office, found in a much hidden location...
jennie, muttering insults to a certain someone: ...
lisa: why is she fuming under her breath
jisoo, turning to rosé: why are we in ONE OF THESE PLACES AGAIN!?
jennie: exactly my words.
rosé: CAN YOU JUST PUT UP WITH IT!? THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO UNTIL OUR FULL ALBUM COMES OUT IN SEPTEMBER
jenchuli: k
jisoo: i bet ash, mal and sal have changed once again
lisa, shoving her screen monitor up jisoo's face: yeah look how rotten they look
rosé: actually the old ones were left in here to decay so now we have to watch out for them. i heard they're kinda aggressive and won't hesitate to bite
jennie: why do we always get ourselves into such situations
lisa: because of chaeng
rosé: i'm literally explaining to y'all how to survive
jennie: yeah — except you're saying it all wrong
rosé: well then you tell me how-
the phone guy: he-hey!
jisoo: ugh it's phony guy again
jenlichaeng: *actually laughing*
the phone guy: he-hey! glad you came back for another night! I promise, it'll be a LOT more interesting this time! we found som-some great new relics over the weekend, and were out tracking down a new lead RIGHT NOW!
jisoo: he said that last time and we almost got eaten by every damn animatronic
lisa: clearly our views on 'interesting' are quite... interesting
jennie: sick joke
the phone guy: *blah blah he says more things or whatever* ...uh, so for now just get comfortable with the new setup. you can check the security cameras over on your right, with a click of that blue button. uh, you can toggle between the hall cams and the vent cams. uh, then over on your far left, you can flip up your maintenance panel. you know, use this to reboot any systems that may go offline. | uhm, but the MOST IMPORTANT THING, you have to watch for, is the ventilation. look, this place will give you the spooks man, and if you let that ventilation go offline, then you'll start seeing some craaazy stuff man, keep that air blowing! ok, keep an eye on things, and we'll try to have something new for ya' tomorrow night.
lisa: why does he keep on saying tomorrow night like as if we'll come back here or something?
rosé: idk but now we know that this place is opening in a week's time and we have to ensure that all systems are up to date
jennie: y'know he kept mentioning how the hall and vent cams were the most important ones, is there something else we should be knowing?
rosé: i heard the arcade is also something to look out for
jisoo, checking the arcade camera: there's a bunch of busted arcade machines and torn-up wires
lisa, checking the hallway camera: yeah and there's some weird rabbit costume standing in the hallway
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